Official joke thread.

[board]

This is a very interesting item you have for sale here. Good luck with sales

 

[Amp]

Vouch for this user, stole my virginity.

 

[Kidnap]

what do you call a dead horse?

a dead fucking horse

 

[Critical]

What does a black guy do after sex?

25 to life. :whip:

 

[Heroic]

I was gonna make a joke about the 76ers, but their team is already enough of one.

 

[gunnar]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

 

[Treats]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

 

[Wreckless]

Hell, I'm new to this forum so if this is an Inappropriate joke could someone message me (Preferably non trolls) and let me know.

This jokes from my favorite comedian Jimmy Carr

They say there's safety in numbers, tell that to 6 million Jews!

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[Rare]

Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind it's too cheesy.

 

[One]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Ascending]

Here's a couple I said on the last joke thread.

What's funner than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?

Spoiler

Being at the bottom to catch it with a pitchfork.

Why do black people call each other brotha?

Spoiler

Because they don't know who their father is.

How do you get a jewish girl's phone number?

Spoiler

Look at her arm.

How do you pick up a jewish girl?

Spoiler

With a broom and a dust pan.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

Spoiler

He couldn't pay the gas bill.

Those were some of the most fucked up jokes of all time. Lmfao

(I don't really think this is grave digging because it is already at the top)

 

[Deany]

I have a good joke too.

Why do people chargeback on paypal and scam?

Spoiler

because they're faggots!

 

[Styrka]

A joke?

Spoiler

My life.

 

[EvanLB7]

Why can't orphans play Baseball?

Spoiler

They don't know where home is.

 

[Jysto]

My best joke is u philly u r a joke haha!!

 

[jason]

I would like to share a joke with you all.

Q. What do you call a man without testicles?

Spoiler: A.

@Color

 

[Shiver]

I would like to share a joke with you all.

Q. What do you call crystal clear urine?

A. 1080pee

 

[False]

The story. "Hey son, yes dad? Do you know what they call white people whe they die? I don't know dad what do they call them? Well you see son, when a white person dies they become Angels with wings and fly too heaven. Now do you know what what they call black babies when they die. Nope I don't know that one either. There called bats!

Hahahah sorry it's a terrible joke but this was the only one I know that anyone hasnt posted

 

[Fallout]

You can't say happiness without penis.

(Say it out loud) C:

I will never think of the word "happiness" the same ever again. lol

 

[Magic]

Whats the difference between jews and scouts?

Scouts come back from camp.