Official joke thread.

[Gemini]

What's the difference between @Chan and a tree? You can't hang a tree.

 

[Chan]

You want a joke?

@gemini
@gemini
@gemini

 

[Fallout]

What do you call a guy who works out?

Spoiler

Jim

Lol, not bad. ...................

 

[Pro4Never]

Spoiler: Yo momma 1

you momma's so fat, she wears 2 watches....
1 for every timezone she lives in....

Spoiler: Yo momma 2

you momma's so fat, she irons her pants on route 66!

 

[jason]

Q. How do you spell "faggot" without an 'a'?

Spoiler: A.

@Color

Was that too inappropriate?

 

[Sarcasm]

Q.Wanna Know a Joke?

A.

Spoiler

@Jason's Hairline

 

[AllAlone]

What do you call a Mexican toe?

A Roberto.

 

[Ron]

What's the difference between a African and a pair of jeans?

Spoiler: A.

A pair of jeans has one fly on it

 

[Pandas]

Q. How do you spell "faggot" without an 'a'?

Spoiler: A.

@Color

Was that too inappropriate?

Best joke so far. 

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Spoiler

Because they can never find home

 

 

[Exist]

What's the difference between a African and a pair of jeans?

Spoiler: A.

A pair of jeans has one fly on it

Not gonna lie, I just spit hot coffee all over myself and am currently suffering 3rd degree burns and pretty sure my keyboard is broken too.

 

[Ron]

Not gonna lie, I just spit hot coffee all over myself and am currently suffering 3rd degree burns and pretty sure my keyboard is broken too.

Meme

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How do you swat 200 flies at one time?

Spoiler: A.

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan

 

[KSI]

whats the difference between a cat and a dog? The cat is a cat and the dog is the dog....

 

[Modder]

whats the difference between a cat and a dog? The cat is a cat and the dog is the dog....

LMAO That's 1 of the best jokes xD

 

[Keep]

I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.

 

[BLOODTHIRSTY]

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?



*gags*

 

[Complexdur]

wow sucha good group

you should sell it on ebay..

 

[Wagers]

-______-
Lmfao these guys....

 

[Cynn]

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Spoiler

Sally has no arms.

Nock-Nock

Spoiler

"Who's there?"

Spoiler

Not Sally

 

[jjgonz]

What do you call a guy who works out?

Spoiler

Jim

hahaahhaahahahahahah genius!!

 

[Keep]

What did the door say to the door?

Spoiler

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