Official joke thread.

[Philly]

Post your best jokes within this thread.

 

[Blunts]

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Spoiler

You cut the rope.

 

[ginga]

*Knock Knock*
Who's there? Me, not coming up with any jokes.

 

[Kasteen]

Your mom is like a brick.

Heavy and gets laid by mexicans.

No racial intended.

 

[Blunts]

What part of sex do black men hate the most?

Spoiler

The pepper spray.

 

[Cole]

Well this is a good one if you're into boxing.

Spoiler

well it's actually "Mexicans" instead of
people... couldn't find the right meme

 

[ginga]

Searches up "funniest joke ever", finds said joke and copies and pastes it into thread.

???

Spoiler

Profit

 

[DestructioN]

Well this is a good one if you're into boxing.

Spoiler

well it's actually "Mexicans" instead of
people... couldn't find the right meme

Lol, I get it. Fuckin hilarious

 

[GENIUS]

What do you call a guy who works out?

Spoiler

Jim

 

[Cann!bal]

Here's a couple I said on the last joke thread.

What's funner than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?

Spoiler

Being at the bottom to catch it with a pitchfork.

Why do black people call each other brotha?

Spoiler

Because they don't know who their father is.

How do you get a jewish girl's phone number?

Spoiler

Look at her arm.

How do you pick up a jewish girl?

Spoiler

With a broom and a dust pan.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

Spoiler

He couldn't pay the gas bill.

 

[Aggie]

How do you make Holy water?

[spoil]you boil the hell out of it[/spoil]

 

[Beats]

What's faster than the speed of sound?

A Jew with a coupon

What did Hitler say to the black jew?

Get to the back of the oven

Those are all the ones I know atm

 

[kciN]

How do you make Holy water?

[spoil]you boil the hell out of it[/spoil]

I have one... How do you fail? By not putting the spoiler right

 

[Cann!bal]

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

 

[Famous]

What's the most confusing day in the Ghetto?
Fathers day.

 

[Chill]

Im actually serious.

Hackforums

 

[‌‪‌‪‌‪‌‪Murder]

Your mum is like a bowling ball; she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown into a ally, and rolls down for more.

 

[Devour]

What did the 0 say to the 8







... Hey fuck face nice belt

 

[kciN]

Your mum is like a squirrel, she likes nuts :3

 

[ginga]

Your mum is like a squirrel, she likes nuts :3

She likes my nuts specifically.