Official joke thread.

[Testicle]

What did Catholic say to Poop when he got banned?

Spoiler

Nothing

 

[Harry]

What do you call a guy who works out?

Spoiler

Jim

Hahahaha that made me laugh :L

'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

 

[Pepsi]

Why did the pony have to stay after class?

Spoiler

he was horsing around

 

[Kill]

Here is a couple:

What does a redneck say after sex?
Thanks Mom.

How do you find a redneck virgin?
A Girls who can run faster than her brothers.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
A Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a Black Priest?
Holy Shit.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a ferrari in my basement.

What is the hardest part about having sex with six year olds?
Wiping the blood off my Clown Costume.

 

[Clique]

Knock Knock.


Who's there?

Spoiler

ME. aahahaha. -.-

 

[Cabbage]

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Spoiler

Uhh auuuugghn uckkk *swallowing noises*

 

[Clique]

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Spoiler

Uhh auuuugghn uckkk *swallowing noises*

LOL. OMG. xD

Laughed so hard at that.

 

[Spin]

How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool?

Spoiler

You flip it upside down

 

[Rock]

Whats the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

Spoiler

A bench can support a family.

 

[choncho1]

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[Mxlitary]

HAHAHA NOT A FUNNY THING ABOUT ANYONES JOKES LAME ASSES TROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLTROLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOL

I don't get it...

 

[Invade]

What did the astronaut have for dinner?

Spoiler

Meat-eorite!

 

[๖ۣۜArikitarukushi]

Nice jokes...

Spoiler

where does the batteries go? *badumtss*

 

[Stoop]

a gay deer walks out of a bar and says to himself
"I can't believe I just blew 10 bucks"

 

[Sanctuary]

"Rebecca Black was found dead boiled in a nuclear industry"
-"Well i guess it's"
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
"... FRYDAY"
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

 

[TJ]

I like my women how I like my mustard spread out on top of my wiener.

 

[Invade]

I like my women how I like my mustard spread out on top of my wiener.

HAHAHAHA Best joke I have ever heard!

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"

Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

 

[Dunk]

You can't say happiness without penis.

(Say it out loud) C:

 

[Ride]

Who has two arms two thumbs and makes shitty jokes? This guy!

 

[Raptor]

Who has two arms two thumbs and makes shitty jokes? This guy!

You forgot to quote somebody, making your post a joke in itself.