Official joke thread.

[Mez]

ForumKorner.

/25char......

 

[Fanta]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

To get to the faggots house.

Knock knock

Who's there?

The chicken

 

[Evil]

Tell me why ya mother still get light....

 

[Woke]

Here's a couple I said on the last joke thread.

What's funner than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?

Spoiler

Being at the bottom to catch it with a pitchfork.

Why do black people call each other brotha?

Spoiler

Because they don't know who their father is.

How do you get a jewish girl's phone number?

Spoiler

Look at her arm.

How do you pick up a jewish girl?

Spoiler

With a broom and a dust pan.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

Spoiler

He couldn't pay the gas bill.

Theese are really funny! You made my day

 

[NovaisOP]

bahahaaaa this thread is so good.

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[JohnnyG]

ForumKorner.

/25char......

LOL good one @Mez

lelelelelelelle

 

[Difficult]

LOL good one @Mez

lelelelelelelle

Looooooooool!!!

My uncle died in WW2, he fell off the guard tower.

 

[Fanta]

*knock knock*
Who's there?
Not your parents.

Haha, nice one. I actually laughed which is weird.

 

[Tadoe]

A white guy, Black guy, and mexican jump off a huge ass building who lands safely?



Im not sure how to do the spoiler rhing bc im on ipad, but its The black guy because he used on of his lips for a parachute

 

[Fanta]

A white guy, Black guy, and mexican jump off a huge ass building who lands safely?



Im not sure how to do the spoiler rhing bc im on ipad, but its The black guy because he used on of his lips for a parachute

Haha nice one. You're almost to 10 posts, you got this!

 

[Tadoe]

Haha nice one. You're almost to 10 posts, you got this!

haaha im tryinnn, were you lookin for ogs or jus accounts??

 

[Fanta]

haaha im tryinnn, were you lookin for ogs or jus accounts??

Just accounts, if you have 1000 accounts that would be awesome

 

[Tadoe]

Ohhh okay haha, I have some atm but can get a lot lol. I was just gunna pm you the og I had. But yeah bro I got you

 

[Fanta]

Ohhh okay haha, I have some atm but can get a lot lol. I was just gunna pm you the og I had. But yeah bro I got you

How many do you have? Cause I need a lot.

 

[Tadoe]

I have 5 atm, but like I said lol I can get more haha

 

[Jive]

What does a black man do after sex?

25 to life

 

[Fanta]

Funny yoke thread I'm so punny.

 

[Deadbolt]

What do you call a cat with a tail?

A donkey.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Bucks]

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews?

Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

 

[Dory]

You know the difference between your Mom and washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for two weeks.