So a man walks into an establishment, and he see's a jar full of 100 dollar bills, so he goes up to the bartender and asks him what the jar is for. The bartender explains that you put in a $100 bill, and you complete 3 tasks. The catch is, you have to put in the 100 before they tell you.
So the man puts in the bill, thinking that nothing is too hard for him. The bartender tells him the 3 tasks.
1. Drink a whole bottle of pepper tequila without tearing up
2. Remove the sore tooth of a bulldog in the other room
3. The bartender's mother is upstairs, and she's never had sex in her life. He is to de-flower her before she dies.
"You're crazy, I want my money back" Says the man. The bartender says that if he wants the jar full of money, he'll have to do the tasks.
The man finally decides to do it.
He drinks the whole bottle of tequila, and he's a little tipsy but he walks over to the room with the pitbull. the patrons in the establishment hear screams, both ffrom the man and the dog. Then silence. 5 minutes later he comes out and says.
Now where's that granny with the sore tooth?
Ba-Dum-TS!
If that doesn't do it.
2 men walk into a bar. You'd think one of em would've seen it.