If you were...

[Pichu]

Probably for raping the living shit out of cara delevingne.

 

[Chill]

I think your murder could be justified.

Hahaha, i can't stand that voice.

 

[Norway]

I heard its illegal to carry hairspray in Australia.. Is this true?

 

[Cicero]

Probably for shooting up a school.

 

[Chill]

I heard its illegal to carry hairspray in Australia.. Is this true?

I wouldn't be surprised but i haven't heard of that.

 

[Bellerine]

Since the American laws on animal cruelty are ridiculously stupid, I'd go to jail for going around and torturing the people in the same ways they had tortured animals.

 

[Shinоbi]

If I ever wanted to be sent to prison for something, I would do something that would get my cred up in there.

By doing something that would intimidate the prisoners so they wouldn't mess with me.

Like hijacking a helicopter and crashing into the Empire State Building and still live. While I'm alive and on the chase, rob a small gas station.

Spoiler

Just thought of this at the top of my head!

 

[Raptor]

Actually i would kill one person, (Obviously not) but here in Australia there is this certain ad that used to be on the TV/Radio. it was some guy advertising tiles and his voice used to piss me off everytime i heard it.



[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mZlt_rjC9Y[/video]

Nah fuck frank walker, that FUCKING BARRY BOWEN CUNT FROM THE BUDGET ADS. I'd FUCKING SLAY THAT BITCH. Got those ads PISS ME OFF. Fucking "bloody brilliant budget", what a cunt.

 

[Jimmy]

Murdering my dad. I hate him.