I just got a rectal exam

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OK so for about 5 or 6 months now, I've been pretty sick. It's not something chronic, as in, non-stop daily, but it comes and goes and I've just about had it. In order you for you guys to understand me completely, I'm going to start from the beginning.

I'm a pretty skinny guy. I'm 19, weigh 145 lbs and I'm 5'9''. Bottom line, I'm not the size or fitness that I could be or should be for my age and height. I've always been skinny. So anyways, the problem is that I think I'm not able to nourish myself properly. I've always had a much easier time eating 5-6 small meals a day rather than the usual 3 normal sized meals everyone has. I can only assume this habit I've had for so long is what led me to have such a problem. And because of it, I've developed a high metabolism, that meaning, I can digest the foods I eat and break them down into their appropriate food groups much quicker than the average person. When digestion happens, you take in food and depending on whether there's sugar, water, protein, etc. in it, they all go to different parts of your body (heart, liver, pancreas, etc.) So the idea is that if you have a slow metabolism, meaning you digest food slower, the food will stay in your stomach longer than those who can digest food quicker (high metabolism). And when the food stays in your stomach, you gain weigh faster/easier than someone with a high metabolism. I hope I didn't lose you guys yet.

So anyways, because I have a high metabolism, it's really hard for me to put on weight because all the foods I eat are immediately used as burned calories. So the problem that started 5-6 months ago is that, already since I have a hard time eating much, when I started going to the washroom, I would always either have soft and unformulated stool or diarrhea. When I was done, I always felt empty, weak and lacking energy, to the point where I couldn't stand straight and would start folding, literally, almost as if I had cramps.

So, I decided to go to the clinic today since we have healthcare in Canada and what awaited me was not what I expected. My mom suggested me to go for a blood test so I did. When the doctor called me in the room, I told her my symptoms as I've told you and she told me 'OK, drop your pants.' Immediately, I was like WTF. But I was willing to do anything to figure out why I'm always sick, so I went ahead with it. I turned over on my side, and let me tell you personally to all the guys in here, what I'm about to share with you is most probably one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life. Imagine lying on your side against the wall on the operating table and your bare ass facing the doctor. You literally have no idea what awaits. Then all of a sudden, she sticks her index finger, equipped with a latex glove, as far as she can in my anus and then asks me to contract my abdomen muscles as if I was trying to shit right there and then. I did so and let me tell you first hand, it's the most painful feeling I've yet to experience. Compare it to those times when you want to sneeze quietly so you try to keep your mouth shut but then you get the biggest headache, and then amplify the sensation by 100 times.

So anyways, she writes me up a document saying that I need to go somewhere else to take a blood test, urine test and cell test to see if everything is in order. All set.

I just got home 20 minutes ago and I'm stunned. It's like what the hell? I had no idea that's what I'd be going in for. Imagine, a small arrogant Chinese lady sticking her finger in my ass. I can't believe it.
 
I've read it all,that had to be a horrible experience, I dont really know what to say besides good luck further on in the future.
 
Well if you were gay it wouldn't have been that big of a deal, I've had a rectal exam before. You have to have it at least once in your life, may as well get it young.
 
Wow I can't even imagine how uncomfortable that would be lol
 
I can only imagine the pain. Thinking about it makes me feel sick.

I hope you re-cuperate soon!
 
Okay, that sounds pretty uncomfortable.

I have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) so, I am probably due for a Colonoscopy sometime in my 20's.

But, since you are here sharing your uncomfortable story, I thought I'd share mine which should shed some light on yours :p

When I was 14, I ruptured my Spleen skateboarding. I am not going to go into detail, but when your body is that much shock, your other organs don't work properly.

So I couldn't take a shit or piss...

So, what they had to do was stick a catheter down my piss hole. For the people who don't know what that is, I shall tell you.

It's a tube which they stick down your piss hole and place against your bladder. What this will do is carry the piss out of your system for you.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling that I could imagine, and the noise of it going in was disgusting.

After it was in there for TWO days, they realized there very little piss coming out and into the bag. So after further examination, they realized they put it in wrong... it wasn't even placed on my bladder properly, so it wasn't doing it's job.

It was quite the experience...
 
I didn't change my seating position the entire time I read this passage.
I love having you on this forum.
You are my favorite member.
I hope I never have a human's finger up my asshole, but I probably will by the time I'm an adult from what I've heard.
 
Wasn't that bad for me, I had to get one like 4 months ago, but to think of it... I had just smoked a blunt in the car! So it was kind of funny to me when my doctor did it.
inb4URGAY!!!
 
^ hah. but wow that has to be tramatic maybe we should all be like nirvana and smoke weed before u get a rectal...
 
Steezy said:
Okay, that sounds pretty uncomfortable.

I have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) so, I am probably due for a Colonoscopy sometime in my 20's.

But, since you are here sharing your uncomfortable story, I thought I'd share mine which should shed some light on yours :p

When I was 14, I ruptured my Spleen skateboarding. I am not going to go into detail, but when your body is that much shock, your other organs don't work properly.

So I couldn't take a shit or piss...

So, what they had to do was stick a catheter down my piss hole. For the people who don't know what that is, I shall tell you.

It's a tube which they stick down your piss hole and place against your bladder. What this will do is carry the piss out of your system for you.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling that I could imagine, and the noise of it going in was disgusting.

After it was in there for TWO days, they realized there very little piss coming out and into the bag. So after further examination, they realized they put it in wrong... it wasn't even placed on my bladder properly, so it wasn't doing it's job.

It was quite the experience...

I gagged at the very thought of having something remotely tiny rammed down my urethra. :shocked2:

+ad.Vanquish said:
I didn't change my seating position the entire time I read this passage.
I love having you on this forum.
You are my favorite member.
I hope I never have a human's finger up my asshole, but I probably will by the time I'm an adult from what I've heard.

Why do you love having me here? lol
And apparently everyone has to do it once in their lifetime..
 
Wow maybe it was a good thing you didn't know what was coming, sometimes the expectation of what's to come is worse. Hope you turn well from those other tests man.
 
" she told me 'OK, drop your pants.' "
- 5 Minutes Later -
Solidify: Well that was awkward..
Asian Lady: Okay, the doctor will be with you shortly.
Solidify: ....MUM!!

Na but back to the subject, that would suck, I've had an experience like that where I wasn't ready and the doctor said drop your pants, after a good 10 seconds of shock i said mum GTFOut.
 
Havok said:
Wow maybe it was a good thing you didn't know what was coming, sometimes the expectation of what's to come is worse. Hope you turn well from those other tests man.

True that.

Joel said:
" she told me 'OK, drop your pants.' "
- 5 Minutes Later -
Solidify: Well that was awkward..
Asian Lady: Okay, the doctor will be with you shortly.
Solidify: ....MUM!!

LOL nice
 
I am probably going to have to have a rectal exam soon. I almost had one the other day when I told my doctor about me having some blood in my shit. I got scared one day when I had to take a very painful shit, then I wiped there was blood all over it. After that, I told the doctor during one of my check ups and she said it was either a tear or hemorrhoids. She also said that the nurse can do a rectal exam right now, but I declined. I have now started drinking lots of apple juice and such to make me take more shits and digest better, but it still hasn't changed much.
 
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