Facts about Chuck Norris

I don't really like these fact things as I find it offensive to him. Yes he was a great actor, a great martial artist (and still is) but I don't see how these lines here are very valuable to him. It's more rude.
 
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

By the way, these are just chuck norris jokes. isn't serious.
 
The moon has many craters because Chuck Norris gave to it many kicks from the Earth.

When destiny challenges Chuck Norris, it always lose.
 
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Hitler could never take over the world, because Chuck Norris wouldn't allow it.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he shed them.
Chuck Norris tucked his parents in at night.
Chuck Norris once fell and missed the ground.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
These are my favourite ones.:Devil:
 
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
 
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