Comedy Club Recruitment!

[Sarcasm]

~Application~

How old are you? 18
Are you easily Butthurt? LOL no
Tell me a joke! Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) I think im pretty funny most at the time, Im sarcastic (obviously)
Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why? I like both of you fgts @Pun mostly
You don't have to but would you wear the userbar? Yes I would
Insult the person above you! @Gain Why is your @ Gain Are you fucking gaining weight?

 

[Sapphire]

Why the fuck did you tag me then delete it? @Sarcarm

 

[Gain]

Gaining bitches & money @sarcasm
n ye im insecure about my weight so DONT BULLY ME :troll:

 

[Ty-]

How old are you? 16
Are you easily Butthurt? No
Tell me a joke! Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got a nice set of buns!
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) Because I need a laugh.
Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why? @Pun because he is Punny.
You don't have to but would you wear the userbar? Of course!
Insult the person above you! Your mom is more of a man then you.

 

[King]

How old are you? - 21
Are you easily Butthurt? - Only by @Hitmarker
Tell me a joke! - Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?

Spoiler

From the mace

Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) - Because I want to be in a group with sooo many funny people obviously.
Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why? - @Pun because I've played MW2 wit you before.
You don't have to but would you wear the userbar? - Honestly probably not.
Insult the person above you! - Ty- probably still gets bowl cuts in the kitchen from his mom

 

[Soldier]

Disregard this post, thanks.

 

[Mountain Dew]

How old are you?
15
Are you easily Butthurt?
Nope
Tell me a joke!
So there was a guy and a girl and they were talking then the girl tells the guy a joke
Girl: Why did the chicken cross the word?
Guy: why?
Girl: to get to the gay guys house
Girl: knock knock
Guy: who's there
Girl: the chicken!
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing)
Because I am pure comedy lol jk cause I love the userbar and this seems like a pretty awesome group that I would love to be in
Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why?
Both, cause you are both so damn sexy!
You don't have to but would you wear the userbar?
Yes! And proudly
Insult the person above you!
'Soldier you are so fat that Dora couldn't even explore you.

 

[Wiz]

How old are you? 17
Are you easily Butthurt? No
Tell me a joke! Fuck off
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) I like to joke around get people but hurt.
Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why? Neither there gay
You don't have to but would you wear the userbar?yea
Insult the person above you! He's a noob

 

[New Zealand]

How old are you? 16
Are you easily Butthurt? No. Only about ONE subject. No one knows.
Tell me a joke! Who are you? some drunk shemale at a bar desperate for love? asking for a joke.. what a fuck boy.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) I don't like brown nosing. But, i am looking for a group to join since the last two groups i was in turned to shit (Tribe and Alpha)
Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why? I don't know either of you.. so neither.
You don't have to but would you wear the userbar? It's better than the Onyx one, so yeh
Insult the person above you! @wiz is looking like a 5 year old with that gay as "Jamil" award. That's some true blues clues shit.

 

[Color]

Shit. Is. Weak.
C'mon guys, step it up. We're not in grade school anymore.

 

[Soldier]

How old are you? 16

Are you easily Butthurt? No

Tell me a joke!

Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?

Spoiler

Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.

Why would you want to join? Seems like a fun group to be apart of.

Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why? @"Color"

You don't have to but would you wear the userbar? Yes of course.

Insult the person above you! @"Color" You call people to ask them for their phone number.​

 

[Illuminati]

How old are you?: 16
Are you easily Butthurt?: No
Tell me a joke!: Whats black, white, and red all around?

Spoiler

A skunk in a blender.

Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing): I like making and hearing jokes. Always wanted to be around people who can I can joke around constantly with, without them getting butthurt. This "Club" seems like a perfect fit to me.
Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why?: Well, I would have to say @Color because he loaned me money for the donator's award.
You don't have to but would you wear the userbar?: Yes, I will most definitely wear the userbar 2-3 days a week.
Insult the person above you! HA @'Solider you have to use an apostrophe in your name cause your that pathetic. Can't think of an original name, can you? No wonder you didn't get accepted.

Thank you @Pun and @Color very much for this opportunity.

 

[Pacino]

How old are you? 16
Are you easily Butthurt? No, but my balls are sensible to kicks.
Tell me a joke! @Hitmarker is straight! :'''''''''''''')
Why would you want to join? I want to lick your @'pun'ny and @'color'ful balls
Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why? I prefer Pun because Color is colored... Such a ******...
You don't have to but would you wear the userbar? Yeah, it's sexier than Power's.
Insult the person above you! @'Game Freak', you better join Limitless with such jokes.

Pun is going to deny my app because he's a pussy and got hurt when I trolled him once so he hates me since then