Comedy Club Recruitment!

[Sector]

The comedic genius test:

How old are you? I am 21 years old.
Are you easily Butthurt? Naw, i'm usually the one making kid's butthurt. ;) 
Can you tell me a joke? I like hentai porn where the girl is shitty on the ground and shes getting raped. :\
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) Because dead ass i'm a pretty unfunny guy.
Insult the person above you! @Al Capone, niqqa i know your a multi. it's pretty obvious. >_> (jp)

1.) Must be able to take a verbal beating. ooo yes i can take that. ;D

Bullshit. XBOX speaks for itself.

@Critical can vouch for this.

 

[Felon]

How old are you? 17
Are you easily buthurt? No.
Can you tell me a joke? @Malwhere
Why would you want to join? I like having fun and I'm the LOiC God
@Boltage Die in a hole go no re skid say goodbye to your router #loicgod

 

[Gᴀɢᴇ]

How old are you? 14
Are you easily Butthurt? NO SO STFU.
Can you tell me a joke? you.
Why would you want to join? I have 11 toes and 1's for you baby.
aye yo nigga @Al Capone you smell like my moms queef

 

[Cocaine-]

How old are you? 14
Are you easily Butthurt? NO SO STFU.
Can you tell me a joke? you.
Why would you want to join? I have 11 toes and 1's for you baby.
aye yo friend @Al Capone you smell like my moms queef

That's cause I was all up in that shit the night before.

 

[Hitmarker]

I swear you got every requirement from me.
Perfect fit to my personality.
@Pun @Color

 

[Crowley]

How old are you? 16
Are you easily Butthurt? lmfao
Can you tell me a joke? this group
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) because I love making people(mostly me) laugh
Insult the person above you! fucking cod weirdo hit marker lol 360 double y triangle fakey wakes no scope !!!!!! fucking weirdo @hitmarker

 

[Vengeance]

How old are you? 16
Are you easily Butthurt? Nope not at all I can take a beating.
Can you tell me a joke? How do you properly fuck a fat woman? Role her around in flower and find the wet spot!
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) I like to fuck around with people and tell jokes. Also I am rarely serious about what I say on this forum.
Insult the person above you! @Crowley Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

 

[Crowley]

vengeance that was the worst joke ever

 

[Pun]

How old are you? 16
Are you easily Butthurt? Nope not at all I can take a beating.
Can you tell me a joke? How do you properly fuck a fat woman? Role her around in flower and find the wet spot!
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) I like to fuck around with people and tell jokes. Also I am rarely serious about what I say on this forum.
Insult the person above you! @Crowley Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

First one in I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

 

[Hollywood]

How old are you? 15 years old
Are you easily Butthurt? Hell nah, It takes a lot for me to get butthurt.
Can you tell me a joke? Welcome to Good Burger home of the good burger may I take your order?
Why would you want to join? Cuz I'm funny lol.
Insult the person above you!

Cuh you look like an african booty crumb lol.

 

[Prepare]

How old are you? 17

Are you easily Butthurt? No.

Can you tell me a joke? The userbar looks amazing.

Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) I like to be in groups.

Insult the person above you! I hate you.

 

[Crowley]

laughed at "the userbar is amazing"
but then again every userbar here is filthy, except for candy

 

[Fireworks]

@Pun, I'll fill out the application if I must...


How old are you? 19
Are you easily Butthurt? yes
Can you tell me a joke? no.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) because I smoked with @user while he finished your userbar
Insult the person above you! @Crowley I hope your entire immediately family has minor financial issues.

 

[Craig]

How old are you? 6 (18)

Are you easily Butthurt? Not anymore

Can you tell me a joke? Michael`s e-penis

Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) If you let me join I'll give you a reach around, also I think your very pretty.

Insult the person above you! @Fireworks your mom stinks and I find her repulsive.

 

[Clique]

How old are you? 18
Are you easily Butthurt? No hun.
Can you tell me a joke? I can, yeah.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) @Hitmarker is in it. (Am I doing this right?)
Insult the person above you! The313 is a lame fuckboy

 

[Miles]

How old are you? 15.

Are you easily Butthurt? No, try me.

Can you tell me a joke? What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? "we're both lawyers!".

Why would you want to join? I want to be a sub forum whore.

Insult the person above you! User has no peen

 

[Kill]

How old are you? 17\
Are you easily Butthurt? / Only in the best ways possible.
Can you tell me a joke? / Fuck no fuck off.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) / I'll eat your shit.
Insult the person above you!

Hey @Miles I'm going to a seminar for people who struggle to orgasm. Let me know if you can't come.

 

[JohnnyG]

How old are you? 18
Are you easily Butthurt? try me.
Can you tell me a joke? every other group compared to this one.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) i like brown nosing.
Insult the person above you! the only thing smaller than his clique is his dick.
Edit: @clique was above me

 

[Head]

How old are you? 15
Are you easily Butthurt? Not at all
Can you tell me a joke? No
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) I like being a dick to people.
Insult the person above you! Your joke was fucking terrible neck yourself cunt.

 

[VPN]

How old are you? 16
Are you easily Butthurt? Depends on the length, yah digg?
Can you tell me a joke? Yeah I can, would you like me too?
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) Because I've kissed enough ass today, but I'll make my nose a bit browner. Nah that's weird as hell.
Insult the person above you! Insult.