Comedy Club Recruitment!

[Pun]

@User made this userbar hmu for any work you want done!

About us: We are a "Club" (not a group) of people that just want to "chill-out" and have a good time and tell jokes. I had this dream of owning this "club" for over a year now and it finally came true!​

Rules:
1.) Must be able to take a verbal beating
2.) Must not have a "Well that's too mean" bone in their body
3.) Probably has to be racist/Sexist/ect..
4.) Can't be offended when we talk about religion.
5.) Nothing should be taken seriously with our userbar on.
6.) Prefer ages 16+
7.) I kick anyone I want

The comedic genius test:

How old are you?
Are you easily Butthurt?
Tell me a joke!
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing)
Who do you like more @Pun or @Color and why?
You don't have to but would you wear the userbar?
Insult the person above you!

Buyins: Make either me or @Color laugh until we cry.

A lot of people have been kicked and this has been updated.

Apply via UserCP if you want!

Blacklist: Everyone in Wanted​

 

[Poison]

RE: What's So Funny About Comedy Club?

How old are you? - 20
Are you easily Butthurt? - Yes.
Can you tell me a joke? - What is green and eats nuts? Syphillis
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) - Because I am a dick.
Insult the person above you! - @Pun, is your penis raw from all the hentai you watch?

 

[Gor]

How old are you? 15
Are you easily Butthurt? Not at all hahah I always poke fun at me and other people
Can you tell me a joke? No I'm on a secret terrorist mission
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) so I can make fun of people lol
Insult the person above you!
Pun is a fgt

 

[Shift]

How old are you? 14
Are you easily Butthurt? no
Can you tell me a joke? Yes, Look in the mirror.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing): I like the cancer fairy (s/o to mike) and reading on deep web.
Insult the person above you!

@gor I saw working the cash register at 7-11 yesterday, or was that your uncle ?

 

[Poop]

How old are you? 18
Are you easily Butthurt? only when taking it in the ass
Can you tell me a joke? No
Why would you want to join? I like to fuck with people, and I just like to post within subforums
Insult the person above you! Die

 

[Doom]

How old are you? 8 (Ik I'm old, but pweaze lemmeh in)
Are you easily Butthurt? Of couse!!
Can you tell me a joke? No..
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) Because I WANT TO!
Insult the person above you! My mommy says that's mean

plz let me in. i spent a full 30 seconds typing this!

 

[Sector]

How old are you? 18
Are you easily Butthurt? Depends on the person.. if you catch my drift.
Can you tell me a joke? I can.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) I don't. I just want to fill this out.
Insult the person above you! Unlike you, @"GOR", I can drop jokes. By jokes, I mean bombs.

EDIT: Well, it was GOR.

 

[Phormick]

This is an awesome group. Proud to be a part of it.

My bae's should join: @Poison @Deuce @Felon

 

[Absolute]

How old are you? 16

Are you easily Butthurt? Absolutely not

Can you tell me a joke? How do you have a party in space? You "planet" hahahahahaha

Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) I'm a fucking god at lame ass jokes and making fun of others

Insult the person above you! You look like half a donut and your breath smells like feet. GG NO RE

 

[Sapphire]

Suggestion: Change the color of the font. It is a bit rough on the eyes for us dark scheme users.

Application:

How old are you? 15, I'll be 16 next week.
Are you easily Butthurt? Nope.
Can you tell me a joke? @Pun is enough of a joke.
Why would you want to join? You're all faggots except my baby, @"Pun".
@Epic is not epic at all.

 

[Day]

How old are you?
19 bro.

Are you easily Butthurt?
My butt always hurts.

Can you tell me a joke?
A joke? You want to hear a joke m8?

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niqqers going over a cliff.

GET REKT

Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing)
Because I want to see what you guys are up to and how funny you are.

Insult the person above you!
You're a cunt m8.

 

[Matigo]

How old are you? 16

Are you easily Butthurt? No

Can you tell me a joke?

Ready for the longest ass fucking knock knock joke ever.

Star: Why did the mothafuckin chicken cross the road?
Pun: I dont know.
Star: to go to the mothafuckin ugly ass white boiiz house.
Pun: oooo hahaha that joke made me laugh to death, good job Star you get to be in mah group.
Star: O O O NOT DONE YET NIQA!
Knock Knock.
Pun: WHOS THERE ?!
Star: Your the motha fuckin ugly ass white boiiz.

gg no re
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing)

Cuz I wanna laugh with my fellow niqas

Insult the person above you!

@Poop I can not insult or else he would have to butt rape me.

 

[Rude]

How old are you?
15

Are you easily Butthurt?
Not at all.

Can you tell me a joke?
You're a joke, drew.

Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing)
I'm a funny person, and you love me, plus, you take selfies for me.

Insult the person above you!
@Starfire, you're a fuckboy, cut your wrists.

 

[Hunterr]

How old are you? 14 /.\
Are you easily Butthurt? Only when R Kelly goes too fast.
Can you tell me a joke? It'll cost you a BJ.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) Idk, because I'm funnier than @Poop and a multi.
Insult the person above you! The user above me has a rock head, lives in a shack, and smells like cat pee. The user above me is the type of nigga to get in the car and yell "seatbelts!". The user above me packs his lunch in an Avenger Lunchpal. His afro is so big, he looks like a moshroom from far away. The user also has wooden teeth.

 

[User]

How old are you? 22
Are you easily Butthurt? My Butt is made of Ununpentium.
Can you tell me a joke? Upon request, I will tell you jokes / do silly accents and make you piss your panties.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) - You're gosh darn tootin' I like when someone sniffs my butt. (It's how canines shake hands)
Insult the person above you!


@Hunter - I can't even insult you. You are so fucking low quality it hurts me.

 

[Cocaine-]

How old are you? 19
Are you easily Butthurt? nope, If you can spill jokes, you have to handle the return joke
Can you tell me a joke? I could, Its called..... My Life.
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) Because the group seems really fun & awesome !
Insult the person above you! idk who's above me until I post :/

 

[Dunk]

The comedic genius test:

How old are you? I am 21 years old.
Are you easily Butthurt? Naw, i'm usually the one making kid's butthurt.
Can you tell me a joke? I like hentai porn where the girl is shitty on the ground and shes getting raped. :\
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) Because dead ass i'm a pretty unfunny guy.
Insult the person above you!
@Al Capone, your name is more OG then your overused picture.
@Al Capone is the type of niqqa to take a picture of Lebron, take it to the barber and say "this one."
@Al Capone is the type of niqqa that opens a bag of chips with scissors.
@Al Capone is the type of niqqa to open the door for himself and be like Why thank you.
@Al Capone is the type of niqqa to grab your finger tips when you go to shake his hand.

LOL iight i'm killin myself, i should be in.

1.) Must be able to take a verbal beating. ooo yes i can take that. ;D

 

[Boltage]

How old are you? Almost 17
Are you easily Butthurt? Hell no, trolling is life
Can you tell me a joke? You being born
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) i am a good troll and love insulting people
Insult the person above you! @Al Capone i hope you get aids

 

[Cocaine-]

How old are you? Almost 17
Are you easily Butthurt? Hell no, trolling is life
Can you tell me a joke? You being born
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) i am a good troll and love insulting people
Insult the person above you! @Al Capone i hope you get aids

I'm trying

(But I wasn't the one above you )

 

[Akatsuki]

How old are you? 16
Are you easily Butthurt? Only when Jermane in jail does the hurricane sandy on me.
Can you tell me a joke? Why?
Why would you want to join? (We like brown nosing) Oh, I'm joining something? I thought I was filling out coupons.
Insult the person above you! @Epic's hairline sponsor is Labron James.