@ironhide I know, right? Some of these stories are whack. Alright youngins, I'll tell you a story about The first time I got super baked.
I was 16 years old. Got my licence like a month back so I was driving all of the time. So I picked three of my friends up, one of which had 4 joints already rolled up, and went to the local park. So we got there, just sat under a tree in a line, and lit one up. now, this wasn't my first time smoking, but it was my first time actually getting high. The last two times, I just sorta took a hit or two and that was it. Anyway, we sat under that tree for like half an hour, just talking, passing these joints along and smoking. After we finished with all four, I was fucked. My limbs were heavy as shit and everything was so bright and reflective, almost in a sort of cartoon vision. One of my friends came up with a brilliant idea that we should get pizza. So as we get to my car, I didn't know what was going on. We were just pushing each other around and laughing our heads off. As I got into my car, I noticed that my feet felt like 20 pound bricks. Accelerating was such a fucking pain and I honestly wasn't sure if I was even driving straight. We got to little cesars for some cheap pizza. Making our way into the store, I feel beyond fucked up. I didn't know how I had made it there without crashing. We get this pizza, and then drive to another park to chow down. Now, for those of you that don't know, this is some $5 pizza. We bought two boxes of it. But dear lord that was probably the best pizza I had in my life. My taste buds were going crazy and I think I ate almost a whole box by myself. I don't really remember what we did next, but I was euphoric for like the next two days.