yddaD's Father Services

[dad]

hi everyone. recently i have noticed a lot of users are in need of a father figure in their life. well lucky for you, i'm the dad! introducing, yddaD's Father Services. see below for prices!

7 days- $20
1 month- $40
3 months- $60
6 months- $100
1 year- $175
UNLIMITED- $500

services include:
rides to school
packed lunches
kisses on the forehead
being tucked in at night
beating your mother senseless (optional)
and anything in between!

paypal only of course.

@Beam or @Early will be middlemanning, lmk guys!

EDIT: With an extra $5 to every order, @Cred comes along as a mother figure. Hit us up!

EXTRA OFFER INSANE DEAL: Along with @Cred and I as the mother and father figures, you get @Zeus for an extra $666 nigerian currency to be your grandfather as well. it is called the family wombo combo deal. DANK OFFER HMU QUICK BEFORE STOCK RUNS OUT GUYS

 

[Carson]

Couch user is a great mother to me.

 

[Cheeto]

Vouch, he gave me a trial & really put put me in the right direction of being a father. Sitting on your ass all day, watching a baseball game and popping a beer. Fucking couch potato.

 

[Early]

Vouch for my new father, he truly is there for me.

 

[Gen]

Vouch for this service, true father experience. He went to the store for some cigarettes.

 

[Message]

my father is dead.....
your not my dad ugly ass noodlehead

 

[Cred]

Dude! we should totally group up!! for an extra $5 on any order, you'll get me as a mother figure!!!

 

[dad]

Dude! we should totally group up!! for an extra $5 on any order, you'll get me as a mother figure!!!

absolutely man. i'll update the thread ASAP.

 

[Twelve]

This was fucking hilarious. Can i get a vouch copy?

 

[Mal]

hi everyone. recently i have noticed a lot of users are in need of a father figure in their life. well lucky for you, i'm the dad! introducing, yddaD's Father Services. see below for prices!

7 days- $20
1 month- $40
3 months- $60
6 months- $100
1 year- $175
UNLIMITED- $500

services include:
rides to school
packed lunches
kisses on the forehead
being tucked in at night
beating your mother senseless (optional)
and anything in between!

paypal only of course.

@Beam or @Early will be middlemanning, lmk guys!

EDIT: With an extra $5 to every order, @Cred comes along as a mother figure. Hit us up!

Vouch, deal went smooth with MM . We played catch for a good 15 minutes, excellent service!

 

[Agony]

Over the years, my father was simply never there for me. With @dad 's service, I feel as though I am somebody special. I feel like there's hope in the world for me. Thank you dad, for being there for me, for being the father I never had.

 

[Amp]

Can I get the beating your mother senseless package only?

 

[dad]

Can I get the beating your mother senseless package only?

absolutely man. it's on me, son. free of charge boss

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Over the years, my father was simply never there for me. With @dad 's service, I feel as though I am somebody special. I feel like there's hope in the world for me. Thank you dad, for being there for me, for being the father I never had.

thank you for the vouch bb bumping this to the top to help anyone in need of a dad.

 

[Amp]

absolutely man. it's on me, son. free of charge boss

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thank you for the vouch bb bumping this to the top to help anyone in need of a dad.

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Damn, I really owe you one.

:baller:

 

[Zeus]

For an extra $666 you can get me as your grandfather.

 

[dad]

For an extra $666 you can get me as your grandfather.

would you like to be added to the thread officially with a grandfather wombo combo deal? lmk asap

 

[Zeus]

would you like to be added to the thread officially with a grandfather wombo combo deal? lmk asap

Yus, please Let me know of any sale is made

 

[dad]

Yus, please Let me know of any sale is made

absolutely man. updating thread currently

 

[Azazel]

I do these services for free so suck my dick

 

[dad]

I do these services for free so suck my dick

i will not do this for free. you must pay for at least a 7day package first.