So i wake up, life up my blankets look down.... and there it was. My laptop. I then proceeded to open it, and go to my email. I typed in my email address and password, waited 10 seconds for the page to load. 1...2....3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10. My inbox had 3 new messages. One from my English teacher. One from my mom. And one from Jagex. The one from my mom said "Goodmorning Sweetheart." I deleted that one. The one from my English teacher I didn't even bother opening. But the one from Jagex, I did open. And I found this.
I shat my pants.
I then processed to wack my wang.
And change the password to the account.
I logged and found that it was a noob. Lvl 74. But i went to the lumbridge bank. And found p0rn. Kidding! I actually found 14 gold ore. A rune pic axe. And..... a red party hat.
UJelly? I went to walmart, I went up to the first women i saw, and told her i was rich. Bent her over and you know the rest.
BEachesss.
I shat my pants.
I then processed to wack my wang.
And change the password to the account.
I logged and found that it was a noob. Lvl 74. But i went to the lumbridge bank. And found p0rn. Kidding! I actually found 14 gold ore. A rune pic axe. And..... a red party hat.
UJelly? I went to walmart, I went up to the first women i saw, and told her i was rich. Bent her over and you know the rest.
BEachesss.