Why a Zombie Apocalypse will Fail

[RAF]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

Comments? Skeptics? Pose your opinion here.

 

[tu y tu mama]

Read the whole thing.
They just seem like common sense, I liked the first/last reason.
Hitler, he and his army killed many jews, like 6 million or something, and they still thought, so why couldn't the Russian army take over a few fags that can barely walk?

So yeah, a zombie apocalypse is just dumb.

 

[Ben Hartley]

The only functioning part of a zombie is 1 part of the brain, they do not fear predators, they do not feel pain, they can survive untill there brain is destroyed tbh they would own bears / lions etc.

 

[Bmthrules]

I stopped reading as soon as I found out you linked cracked.com

 

[George_mybb_import13408]

Scientific reasons.. Never knew they'd tested these.. -_-

 

[exoinsiders]

Lmao these are all true, but whats the point? i mean.... it's never going to happen.

 

[Eon]

It's so flawed it's embarrassing.

 

[Ven0m]

Lmao these are all true, but whats the point? i mean.... it's never going to happen.

Take it back! Take it back now Exo! You can't just say that the electric chainsaw I've been working on won't ever be used on zombies!

~Ven0m

Spoiler

On a serious note: You're probably right. Although it'd be hella cool to live through Zombieland 2, it probably won't happen.

 

[Tyler-]

I wish this day actually came true!

 

[Pichu]

How would a zombie apocalypse even occur?
I build a gun that brings back the dead?

 

[RAF]

Cracked or no cracked it's still true though. No matter who it's from, they brought up good points. I used to hope it would occur as well, but I changed my mind after The Walking Dead. :|

 

[Ven0m]

How would a zombie apocalypse even occur?
I build a gun that brings back the dead?

Victim A takes a bite out of a contaminated burger at a Gas N' Go Mart. Three days later, hell breaks loose!

~Ven0m

 

[exoinsiders]

Take it back! Take it back now Exo! You can't just say that the electric chainsaw I've been working on won't ever be used on zombies!

~Ven0m

Spoiler

On a serious note: You're probably right. Although it'd be hella cool to live through Zombieland 2, it probably won't happen.

lmao. I'll take it back the day it happens.. then we can team up the those maggot bitches. lmao.

 

[Tyler-]

How would a zombie apocalypse even occur?
I build a gun that brings back the dead?

they find a cure for aids or cancer but turns out its not actually a cure