Why a Zombie Apocalypse will Fail

Read the whole thing.
They just seem like common sense, I liked the first/last reason.
Hitler, he and his army killed many jews, like 6 million or something, and they still thought, so why couldn't the Russian army take over a few fags that can barely walk?

So yeah, a zombie apocalypse is just dumb.
 
The only functioning part of a zombie is 1 part of the brain, they do not fear predators, they do not feel pain, they can survive untill there brain is destroyed tbh they would own bears / lions etc.
 
I stopped reading as soon as I found out you linked cracked.com
 
Scientific reasons.. Never knew they'd tested these.. -_-
 
Lmao these are all true, but whats the point? i mean.... it's never going to happen.
 
It's so flawed it's embarrassing.
 
exoinsiders said:
Lmao these are all true, but whats the point? i mean.... it's never going to happen.
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Take it back! Take it back now Exo! You can't just say that the electric chainsaw I've been working on won't ever be used on zombies!

~Ven0m

On a serious note: You're probably right. Although it'd be hella cool to live through Zombieland 2, it probably won't happen.
 
I wish this day actually came true!
 
Pichu said:
How would a zombie apocalypse even occur?
I build a gun that brings back the dead?
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Victim A takes a bite out of a contaminated burger at a Gas N' Go Mart. Three days later, hell breaks loose!

~Ven0m
 
lmao. I'll take it back the day it happens.. then we can team up the those maggot bitches. lmao.
 
Pichu said:
How would a zombie apocalypse even occur?
I build a gun that brings back the dead?
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they find a cure for aids or cancer but turns out its not actually a cure
 
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