Whelp....I broke my dick.

[Gaaras gay]

soooo why are you posting this in this forum...?

 

[Burt]

soooo why are you posting this in this forum...?

Because Fap Dong is a busy man. I'm bustin' up rocks and breakin' cocks.

 

[Gaaras gay]

Because Fap Dong is a busy man. I'm bustin' up rocks and breakin' cocks.

lol funniest thing ive ever heaard haha

 

[Explode]

Your sig is the cable guy from the South Park MineCraft episode. OF COURSE that's a common interest you share. You're probably sitting on your Big Joe chair with your boxers pulled down, spread-eagle with a grape popsicle in your butthole right now. Gtfo.

You deserve the highest of fives...nigga.

 

[Burt]

Well it's fixed, closing this for now. Thank you all for the well wishes, e-cards and @Megaman for the penile brace.