Whelp....I broke my dick.

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So I have an idea of what happened, but not sure how much damage I did. The other day, I COULD NOT find any porn to get me off, so I'm sittin here cranking my shaft for like 6 hours. I notice a little swelling the next day, no big deal. Well, today it was super swollen, and I thougha a good nutting might alleviate the problem. So, another frenetic 4 hour session, and I felt good for a while. But now the entire right side of my shaft is swollen. One of my veins is like an inch wide and is swollen, but not tender or sore. My dick looks like the elephant man's face right now. Shit's scary. I'm wondering if I don't have the side-effects from Viagra/Cialis, the "if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention". I'm used to fapping for more than 4 hours and nothing like this has ever happened, but it's the only logical thing I can think of. Has this happened to anyone else?

Also, before anyone asks:

-I don't fap to nut. Fapping is an art form for this bic boi.
-Normal porn for me is like Sesame Street. Not hardcore enough.
-The roads are icy, so I can't seek medical attention at this time.
 
Hmmm, Is your porn related to Gamertags? Because it seems that way.
 
cryisfree said:
You're really gay, can't believe you take the time to tell the forum this.
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Well if you don't wanna read about dicks, gtfo the gamertag section. We all homo up in here, especially Reptar.

And why you gotta be discriminating against homosexuals, dawg? Take your red state incestuous morals elsewhere. The world is changing and there's no roof for intolerance.
 

Nothing against homosexuals, just annoying seeing stupid threads like this with no value whatsoever except maybe a smirk or chuckle by the poster.
 
Loot said:
Hmmm, Is your porn related to Gamertags? Because it seems that way.
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This is just the forum I have bookmarked. Also, most of the people I associate with in this forum are pro-penis, including Reptar, Megaman, Slacker, Explode, BasedGod, Tiger and the list goes on, so it takes me from messaging them all individually. It doesn't help that I'm extremely inebriated right now, but you would be too if your penis looked like a deformed eggplant.

cryisfree said:
Nothing against homosexuals, just annoying seeing stupid threads like this with no value whatsoever except maybe a smirk or chuckle by the poster.
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Well get on ChatRoulette and prove it. I'll be waiting with pants down. Hmu @HungHonky91
 
Yeah that happened to me too doe, it went away after 1 Day thou. Maybe you have like STI From a fucking alien or something.
 
You should post a picture for proof lolololololololololol
 


Doesn't mean I share the same common interest as them, way to go.
 
cryisfree said:
Doesn't mean I share the same common interest as them, way to go.
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Your sig is the cable guy from the South Park MineCraft episode. OF COURSE that's a common interest you share. You're probably sitting on your Big Joe chair with your boxers pulled down, spread-eagle with a grape popsicle in your butthole right now. Gtfo.
 
Awh, your cute tiny cock finally gave in on you, I pity you. Gonna miss that little guy, he was always so shy and timid. :,)
 
8Fap=DongD~~~ said:
Bitch, gtfo! That 'tiny cock' make you scream at the top if your big ol' dino lungs on more than 1 occasion. LOL!
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Since your putting me on blast, I'm gonna be straight up with you. Dino dong is curious reptile, he fuck so many ashun men and knows the average penis size fo' ashun men. Yo penis isn't even have they size, Fappy. I don't know if you notice, but many times I had to ask, "Is it in yet?"
 

Oh, that's funny, because the way I recall it was, "Is it in yet, Fap........OH MY FUCKING, GOD! IT'S TOO BIG! I TAP! I TAP! UNCLE! UNCLLLLLLLLE! I SAID UNCLE, GOD DAMN IT!!!!". And that was just the head. Stop trying to discredit Fap's dong.
 
cryisfree said:
Doesn't mean I share the same common interest as them, way to go.
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Actually it's relating to my username, why? The character made people angry with obvious responses just like I do, any other false assumptions you'd like to throw in?
 
cryisfree said:
Actually it's relating to my username, why? The character made people angry with obvious responses just like I do, any other false assumptions you'd like to throw in?
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Damn, you're an uppity honky, aren't you? Just chill and enjoy the satire and mourn for my broken dick. That's all I'm asking.
 
8Fap=DongD~~~ said:
Oh, that's funny, because the way I recall it was, "Is it in yet, Fap........OH MY FUCKING, GOD! IT'S TOO BIG! I TAP! I TAP! UNCLE! UNCLLLLLLLLE! I SAID UNCLE, GOD DAMN IT!!!!". And that was just the head. Stop trying to discredit Fap's dong.
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Acting is in my genes it's what I do. Not only did it raise yo self esteem but it also bring back customer. The feeling of accomplishment seems to make you feel very good. That's what you get fo' fucking ashun Chinee ponstah.
 
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