What would be the first thing you would do if you swapped genders?

[Fedora]

Simple question.
I would probably go out and buy some nice clothes/shoes to wear.


inb4 masturbate

 

[Cuban]

Make up on myself,
Stay at a spa,
Urinate sitting down,
Bake a cake, and
Tell everyone that I'm a female now!

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Please reply if you got the joke. Lol it tok me a while to think of it.

 

[Deany]

Make up on myself,
Stay at a spa,
Urinate sitting down,
Bake a cake, and
Tell everyone that I'm a female now!

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Please reply if you got the joke. Lol it tok me a while to think of it.

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I'm a girl and I can't even make a cake. I fail. : (

 

[Sector]

Go into a college girls' locker room and sit there for days on end...

 

[NULLNULLNULL]

I can't believe no one said that they would touch them self. I guess this says a lot about me.

 

[Moon Knight]

Make up on myself,
Stay at a spa,
Urinate sitting down,
Bake a cake, and
Tell everyone that I'm a female now!

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Please reply if you got the joke. Lol it tok me a while to think of it.

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That's very well played! ;-) 

I would probably just like to see how the female mind actually works.
Because that's some confusing shit that even science can't work out.

Nothing against you ladies.

 

[Cuban]

I can't believe no one said that they would touch them self. I guess this says a lot about me.

... Please look at my previous post on this thread. Look at the first two letters of each of the first words of each sentence.

 

[NULLNULLNULL]

... Please look at my previous post on this thread. Look at the first two letters of each of the first words of each sentence.

LOL you jerked off with an acrostic poem.

 

[Jamil]

I would become a feminist because I always wanted to live life as a dumbass.

 

[Agnosticism]

Play with my tits for hours obviously

I would become a feminist because I always wanted to live life as a dumbass.

LOLL

 

[meow░w░w▒w▒w▓w▓]

I would go out and buy a bunch of dresses i love them

 

[Makonnen]

Make up on myself,
Stay at a spa,
Urinate sitting down,
Bake a cake, and
Tell everyone that I'm a female now!

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Please reply if you got the joke. Lol it tok me a while to think of it.

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Thats inovative.

 

[Chill]

Is this a question if we had a choice or if we were made?

 

[Gen]

Probably just look at my titties and masturbate

 

[iZero]

I'd use my boobs to get people to do me favors.
I can almost smell world domination...

 

[Cheeto]

Fuck up bitches(females) who have pissed me off.

 

[Random]

Probably furiously post on tumblr as then I'd be accepted for my Trigender Omnispirit Fox-Kin self, and not oppressed by the mysogynistic rape culture. Men are pigs.

 

[Fallout]

I would become a feminist because I always wanted to live life as a dumbass.

This shit just made my night, well said @Jamil

 

[Kurx]

Probably ride a nice big old cock

jk id start gold digging haha

 

[Siesta]

Masturbate, no doubt. Com'on. I'm a 17 year old horny guy.