We got robbed and didnt know it.

[California]

Well since its no secret i work at firehouse.

SO YESTERDAY. i was cutting onions (like a bitch). ANd my manager calls me out to help make these sandwiches (Like a bitch). So i finish up this take out order and call out the name "Shannon" a guy who bought a sandwich comes upto the counter. I say " Shannon?" this bum ass bitch looks me dead in the eye and says yes. so i hand him the bag he leaves. I get another sandwich take out with a ticket with the name "dale". I make it (like a bitch) and call out the name "dale" and no one comes, so something told me " Says shannon" I says "Shannon " and this lady stands up, and im like " FUCK".

Basically, this bitch ass bum, bought a sandwich . his name is dale, i call out shannon he takes her order (her order has 3 sandwiches his had one) . SO fuck boy basically bought 1 and got 2 free. i was astounded by this bullshit.

Moral of the story dont trust a man who looks like a homeless elton john.

 

[Anguish]

Lmfao this is the funniest shit I've ever read on the forum, except for the drama with leader.

 

[Thirst]

Or anyone that lookd like elton john..

 

[Dunk]

That reminds me of this one time when this crack head kid walked into my Job (Footlocker) and i swear to god he only stole 1 Jordan shoe and there was 2 on the shelf. But he fucking just dipped all through out the mall with one shoe in his hand, i didn't even try to run after him cause i was cracking up cause of his poofy ass hair. Funniest shit i seen at my job.

 

[Vergil]

You know something's fishy when a dudes name is "shannon" LOL.. Anyway that sucks man.. :/

 

[Gambino]

Picturing this in my kind and it made my brain have an autism. Then I lol'd.

 

[California]

You know something's fishy when a dudes name is "shannon" LOL.. Anyway that sucks man..

I mean i've heard of guys named shannon. IE : Shannon Sharpe

 

[Radical]

And I thought scamming on ForumKorner was pathetic.

 

[Gengar]

I read this as "I work at a Firehouse" and I was extremely confused.

 

[Narc]

You made this sound so much worse than it was.

 

[Tempts]

I was honestly so concerned as to why you were selling sandwiches out of a firehouse then I realized

 

[Mountain Dew]

@California how did you make it like a bitch if you aren't a bitch?