Urination Tax

Solidify

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Last week I was clubbing with some friends and when I went to take a piss, I had to tip this dude for helping me wash my hands afterwards. I don't know if any among you have ever seen this sort of thing considering clubs are for adults and given this forum's nature, the majority of you may not be of legal age yet. However, for those that have been in those types of situations, doesn't it piss you off? (No pun intended) I mean, there's no option to just leave without washing your hands otherwise you'll look like an unhygienic dirt-bag. But then, you can't even say you wanna wash your hands on your own. He's just there waiting with a bottle of soap to poor a drop into your hand as well as a roll of scott towel to hand you when you're done.

It's like you're cornered. Every time I go to that particular club, I never wanna go piss, which is hard to pull off when you go out for obvious reasons. What has this world come to where you're not even given the option to pee without being taxed?
 
People just trying to make money, or it's their job.
For a second I actually thought you were making a thread about what if there was a urination tax, but what you describe pretty much is true,
Makes you think if you'll be taxed for any other "free rights" you have. If you're gonna take a dump will they provide you with the wipes to clean you arse?

Even more so, they probably can do that because they can. D;
 
The government is out to get your money, no matter what way you look at it. The older I get, the clearer that gets.
 
The older you get, the worse it gets. That's why we have to enjoy being the age we are now.. well I'm 17. Turning 18 this August.
The older you get, the better job you get, the better job, the more money, the more money, the more taxes are taken out.
Not to mention that when you're filing for income, you're just getting back money you let the Government borrow, and then
get it back with NO INTEREST. Which is pretty lame but hey it's better than nothing. Of course whenever we as PEOPLE (not government) borrow money, we have to pay back with interest. It's give or take, nothing's ever "equal" anymore. Life, Liberty, Happiness. Where did those three principals that this country was based off of go?
 
Solidify said:
It was one dude and what would you have done in my situation?
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Acted like I was finishing washing my hands, then throw soap in his eyes and bail all in one motion. Or act like I was getting my wallet them kick him in the balls and bail all in one motion.
 
Pink Floyd said:
Acted like I was finishing washing my hands, then throw soap in his eyes and bail all in one motion. Or act like I was getting my wallet them kick him in the balls and bail all in one motion.
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Not even going to answer.

Megaman.EXE said:
The older you get, the better job you get, the better job, the more money, the more money, the more taxes are taken out.
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That's why people result to crooked/mob-related business. They're leaving us no choice. The government is continuously screwing us blind, legally, and there's nothing we can do about it because everyone with the power to change things is profiting off it and is therefore content with the situation.
 
Pink Floyd said:
Acted like I was finishing washing my hands, then throw soap in his eyes and bail all in one motion. Or act like I was getting my wallet them kick him in the balls and bail all in one motion.
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Have to admit Solidify that's a pretty bad ass answer.

I would politely ask the person who's providing these services to me why would I have to pay? I would just take the soap put a few drops, wash my hands, and then dry them on my pants.
 
Megaman.EXE said:
Have to admit Solidify that's a pretty bad ass answer.

I would politely ask the person who's providing these services to me why would I have to pay? I would just take the soap put a few drops, wash my hands, and then dry them on my pants.
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It was liquid soap and he holds it in his hand and in the other, the only roll of scott towel in the toilet.
 
Megaman.EXE said:
....I have a solution.

Next time, take your own hand sanitizer and keep it in your pocket. Use it in front of his face and BAM! You just defied him.
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You know what else I'll defy if I walk around with a bottle of hand sanitizer in a club?

Getting laid. :sneaky:
 
Solidify said:
You know what else I'll defy if I walk around with a bottle of hand sanitizer in a club?

Getting laid. :sneaky:
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You can use one of the small ones!
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Also, don't forget the twelve shots of absinthe and then trying to swim around the chapel.
 
Solidify said:
The government is out to get your money, no matter what way you look at it. The older I get, the clearer that gets.
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sooo now clubs are ran by the government? Never knew that.

Anyways i agree with megaman just bring a small bottle of hand sanitizer if its really a problem.
 
Fl3x said:
sooo now clubs are ran by the government? Never knew that.
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He was talking about someone having their income being heavily taxed. We went off-topic and weren't talking about the club anymore.
 
Well you kind of have to tip him. It's a guilt trick I guess.
 
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