Trailer park boys quotes

[Hungry]

Idk how many of you watch trailer park boys, but reply with your funniest quotes from any season.

 

[Piece]

"Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy." - Jim Lahey. That or any of the other analogies made by Mr. Lahey.

Edit: I just remembered "It's the way she goes." -Ray

 

[Gear]

"it doesn't take rocket appliances" - Ricky
"had a couple drinks saw a couple things" - Ray

 

[Color]

"What in the name of the Easter bunny's fluffy white cock is going on here?" -Bubbles

or

"What goes around is all around." -Ricky

 

[Heaven]

"Cops and dope dont mix right mr lahey?
Like Shit and strawberry shortcake randy."

or

"You know what a shit rope is, Randy? It's a rope covered in shit. The shit acts like grease-the harder you try to hang on the faster you slide down."