Today I almost got into a fight

Cabbage

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So at school this punk ass fat kid stole my friends seat. So I tell him nicely, hey man, can you get up? Someone else is sitting here. So they check who's books they are (my friend's books) and they say, "oh it's *his* books, pfft. he's a pushover." and he keeps sitting there. So then I tell him to quit being a douche and get up and move to the empty table behind him. So then his asshole friend says, "dude it's just a seat, why is it a big deal?" so then I say to him, "If it's not a big deal, why is this kid stealing a lunch seat?" and basically their ignorant banter continued. I wanted to punch this fat kid so much. He thought he was hot shit.
 
damn should of fucked that fat kid up. Also, why is this in Life Support? I thought you got fucked up :p
 
Dude be careful, I once got in a fight with a fat kid and he literally sat on me and almost killed me...
 
If you were so eager to physically fight the kid then why didn't you?
 
Uzi said:
If you were so eager to physically fight the kid then why didn't you?
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Everyone on the internet is a Black-Belt UFC fighter specializing in every form of hand to hand combat known to man, didn't you know?
 
Chronos said:
Everyone on the internet is a Black-Belt UFC fighter specializing in every form of hand to hand combat known to man, didn't you know?
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Well duh, no one can put anything on the internet that isn't true.
 
no mater how large they are never let anyone bully you a good swift punch to the adams apple boom they are yours down they go
 
Wow that's sick shit cabbage u should have called me and your other buddies to help you out ;)
 
Uzi said:
If you were so eager to physically fight the kid then why didn't you?
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Because getting a ticket and having assault on your permanent record is never fun.

Cabbage said:
I'm an AP student and I'm on the principle list. I'm not going to fuck that up.
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I got into a fight last year and it really wasn't that bad afterwards (it was great during it, I beat his ass). I'm in all AP classes still and didn't have to pay a fine or even keep the charges on my record because of some wonderful program where I do some community service and once I finished they dismissed my ticket. I wouldn't recommend fighting during school because you might not be as lucky as I was.
 
Cabbage said:
So at school this punk ass fat kid stole my friends seat. So I tell him nicely, hey man, can you get up? Someone else is sitting here. So they check who's books they are (my friend's books) and they say, "oh it's *his* books, pfft. he's a pushover." and he keeps sitting there. So then I tell him to quit being a douche and get up and move to the empty table behind him. So then his asshole friend says, "dude it's just a seat, why is it a big deal?" so then I say to him, "If it's not a big deal, why is this kid stealing a lunch seat?" and basically their ignorant banter continued. I wanted to punch this fat kid so much. He thought he was hot shit.
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Tbh the title is misleading. It should be "today i almost got my ass beat" LOL jk.
 
I don't know whether to laugh at this story and say that 'twas a good read, or to say that you are a cool dude and definitely would have beat the kids ass. So I'll say both, great job Cabbage.
 
It's not even worth it bro I got kicked out of 2 high schools for fighting shit is stupid if you can avoid it then don't even bother fucking up your future for some fat kid who you won't see again besides at like Mcdonalds or some shit.
 
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