So at school this punk ass fat kid stole my friends seat. So I tell him nicely, hey man, can you get up? Someone else is sitting here. So they check who's books they are (my friend's books) and they say, "oh it's *his* books, pfft. he's a pushover." and he keeps sitting there. So then I tell him to quit being a douche and get up and move to the empty table behind him. So then his asshole friend says, "dude it's just a seat, why is it a big deal?" so then I say to him, "If it's not a big deal, why is this kid stealing a lunch seat?" and basically their ignorant banter continued. I wanted to punch this fat kid so much. He thought he was hot shit.