So last night I was at this party and on the way out I got bit by a fuckin bat. I'm not even joking it bit me on the top of my head and I started bleeding. I went home and I told my mom and she brought me to a doctor and they made a HUGE deal about it. I took 3 rabies shots and I have to go back in two days. This sucks. It wasent even a "big bite" like you can't even notice it on my head. Anyways this is so annoying and what are the chances of a damn bat coming off of some guys roof and biting me.
No this wasn't a vampire.
No this wasn't a vampire.