So last night I was at this party and on the way out I got bit by a fuckin bat. I'm not even joking it bit me on the top of my head and I started bleeding. I went home and I told my mom and she brought me to a doctor and they made a HUGE deal about it. I took 3 rabies shots and I have to go back in two days. This sucks. It wasent even a "big bite" like you can't even notice it on my head. Anyways this is so annoying and what are the chances of a damn bat coming off of some guys roof and biting me.
Well, to your theory, a bat on a roof, whered the nearest cave fronm there, if its to your right, there is a chance, if its on your left, no fucking chance, bats always turn left when leaving a cave. Or you just atracted that little bitchy bat.