This badddd senior

[SNIPER]

I just came home from driving this one senior home and I'm currently a sophomore. I picked her up and came to my house. We got in my bed and started making out. She got on top of me and we started making out. I fingered her and then she gave me a hand job. Right when we were getting undressed my parents called telling me that they were coming home. FML lol, but on the way home I got some head so it's all good.



inb4 cool story bro
inb4 do you even lift?

 

[Poe]

cool story bro , do you even lift ..?

 

[SNIPER]

cool story bro , do you even lift ..?

I know bro, and I do.

 

[Poe]

I know bro, and I do.

Cool story bro , was she phat?

 

[SNIPER]

Cool story bro , was she phat?

If we have the same definition of phat. then yes. so phat. ( not fat lol)

She had a amazing ass and some nice D's.

 

[Poe]

If we have the same definition of phat. then yes. so phat. ( not fat lol)

She had a amazing ass and some nice D's.

Cool story bro , does she even lift ?

 

[SNIPER]

Cool story bro , does she even lift ?

That'd be weird as fuck.

 

[Contest]

do you even lift?

does she even lift???

 

[District]

Do your parents even lift?

 

[Poe]

Does her pussy juice even lift ?

 

[SNIPER]

deez nuts lift, assholes.

 

[Poe]

How swole are you to hold those nuts ? how often do you lift ?

 

[SNIPER]

How swole are you to hold those nuts ? how often do you lift ?

Very swollen and every day.

 

[Guzzie.]

vouch for op, he has the item

 

[GENIUS]

Lol nice story lol your parents ruined it psh

 

[Kill]

deez nuts lift, assholes.

Do my nuts lift

 

[SNIPER]

Do my nuts lift

Let me grasp them.

 

[Kill]

Let me grasp them.

Firmly grasp it!

 

[Beats]

Woah guys some one forgot about the 25 character limit

But do you even lift? I max 215 GOML

 

[Kasteen]

Cool story bro*
I would be mad at my parents! lol