There's... A... Random... Person... Jumping... On... My... Trampoline....

[Automatic]

Not even trolling, just some random fucking kid who I've ever seen before.

//WutIDo?

He looks like he's having fun, but... O_O

 

[Techno]

Yell oi get off my trampoline faggot

 

[DoPi]

Go out there and tell him that he should just ask to use it, shit don't be a dick. He's probably just trying to have fun.

 

[Dykerosoft]

Do what Mike said.

 

[Danger Close]

Go jump on it with him.

 

[Saint_mybb_import14697]

Run out there naked, I'm sure that will scare him away. BUT if it doesn't just go jump with him.

 

[Davidx]

Yell oi get off my trampoline faggot

I'm not even british/aussy and i'd yell that.

 

[AaronOliver1993]

Offer him free puppies and candy to come inside your van.

 

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Yell oi get off my trampoline faggot

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[fatMatch]

Yell oi get off my trampoline faggot

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Also, go out and say hi and start bouncing. Small talk after that is optional. However, ask him this:
you: "if I wash my cock will you suck it?"
him: "...no?"
you: "hahahaw you dirty cock sucker"

unless he's like 13 or under then just scream obscenities and hit him with baloons/zip-loc bags filled with water or barbeque sauce or whatever you can find.

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

Sorry I'll get off.

 

[Automatic]

I worked out it was the pool builder's son, so I yelled at the builder for letting his son on my trampoline without asking.

/close.

 

[Tyler-]

I worked out it was the pool builder's son, so I yelled at the builder for letting his son on my trampoline without asking.

/close.

umm no you didn't.

 

[Automatic]

I worked out it was the pool builder's son, so I yelled at the builder for letting his son on my trampoline without asking.

/close.

umm no you didn't.

Damn. You got me.

I just shot the kid in the face with my fully automatic 30 round BB gun because I needed a moving target to get better at aiming.

 

[QuackzMcDuck]

Yell oi get off my trampoline faggot

That is exactly what I would do. Or just walk out with one of my shotguns to scare him. :laugh:

 

[Tyler-]

I worked out it was the pool builder's son, so I yelled at the builder for letting his son on my trampoline without asking.

/close.

umm no you didn't.

Damn. You got me.

I just shot the kid in the face with my fully automatic 30 round BB gun because I needed a moving target to get better at aiming.

see, doesnt it feel better when you tell the truth?