There's... A... Random... Person... Jumping... On... My... Trampoline....

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Not even trolling, just some random fucking kid who I've ever seen before.

//WutIDo?

He looks like he's having fun, but... O_O
 
Go out there and tell him that he should just ask to use it, shit don't be a dick. He's probably just trying to have fun.
 
Go jump on it with him.
 
Relapse said:
Mike said:
Yell oi get off my trampoline faggot
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Also, go out and say hi and start bouncing. Small talk after that is optional. However, ask him this:
you: "if I wash my cock will you suck it?"
him: "...no?"
you: "hahahaw you dirty cock sucker"

unless he's like 13 or under then just scream obscenities and hit him with baloons/zip-loc bags filled with water or barbeque sauce or whatever you can find.
 
Sorry I'll get off.
 
I worked out it was the pool builder's son, so I yelled at the builder for letting his son on my trampoline without asking.

/close.
 
Automatic Coding said:
I worked out it was the pool builder's son, so I yelled at the builder for letting his son on my trampoline without asking.

/close.
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umm no you didn't.
 

Damn. You got me.

I just shot the kid in the face with my fully automatic 30 round BB gun because I needed a moving target to get better at aiming.
 
Mike said:
Yell oi get off my trampoline faggot
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That is exactly what I would do. Or just walk out with one of my shotguns to scare him. :laugh:
 

see, doesnt it feel better when you tell the truth?
 
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