The Twisted Wish Game

[the_lol]

I saw it on another forum and I loved it.

Here is how it goes.

"I wish that I am the richest man on the planet"
"Whish granted, however, you only become the richest man on the planet because everyone else died. You are forever alone. I wish that I was cool."
"Wish granted, you freeze to death. I wish I had a car."
"Wish granted.. you kill someone on the first day.... ect"

I'll go first.

I wish that I won the 25m for the lolz.

 

[Azmaboy]

granted but you die from laughter.
I wish i had friends...

 

[Assassin_mybb_import12491]

Granteed But Your Computer Burns Down
I Wish I Made More Money

 

[Azmaboy]

Granted but your piles of money sink your Yacht
I wish aliens were real

 

[the_lol]

Granted but your piles of money sink your Yacht
I wish aliens were real

granted but the aliens enslave the human race and make you their "bitch".
I wish I had something better to do.

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

wish granted but you die of excitement
i wish i had dclaws

 

[the_lol]

wish granted but you die of excitement
i wish i had dclaws

Granted, however, you get lured for dclaws and you loose them. You go into deep shock and lock your self in your room for days.

I wish that I had a new computer.

Also, Irepp, pm me your runescape name.

 

[Barney Stinson]

Granted but your girlfriend breaks up with you for not paying enough attention to her.

I wish I had a Droid phone.

 

[Victor_mybb_import12777]

Granted, But as soon as you used it, you tripped over and broke it.

I wish i had a cookie next to me right now

 

[the_lol]

Granted, The cookie happens to be dryed human feces.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

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Granted, The cookie happens to be dryed human feces.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

 

[Barney Stinson]

Granted but you didn't sell any tickets to your show and are now in debt.

I wish I had longer hair.

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

wish granted but you tripped on it and cracked you skull on the concrete

i wish i was in hospital

 

[Victor_mybb_import12777]

wish granted, but your surgery went wrong.

I wish i saw santa 2 months ago

 

[the_lol]

Granted, but Santa turned out to be your worst enemy

I wish I didn't have to do "homework". T_T

 

[Barney Stinson]

Wish granted but you failed high school.

I wish I was rich in RS.

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

wish granted but your like zezima and you got little skums asking for money 24/7!!!

i wish i had pie right now

 

[the_lol]

Wish granted but you failed high school.

I wish I was rich in RS.

Wish granted, however, you get hacked and loose your items & account.

I wish my wish will not turn out to be something unexcepted or random.

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

wish granted, but thats boring -.-

i wish all the posts were random and unexpected

 

[Barney Stinson]

wish granted, but thats boring -.-

i wish all the posts were random and unexpected

DO YOU LIKE PINA COLATAS?! GETTIN' CAUGHT IN THE RAIN!
Granted.

I wish my balls weren't itchy right now.

 

[the_lol]

DO YOU LIKE PINA COLATAS?! GETTIN' CAUGHT IN THE RAIN!
Granted.

I wish my balls weren't itchy right now.

Wish granted, however, whilst applying some weird liquid you found in the shops, your balls fall of.

I wish I was kool.