The Twisted Wish Game

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I saw it on another forum and I loved it.

Here is how it goes.

"I wish that I am the richest man on the planet"
"Whish granted, however, you only become the richest man on the planet because everyone else died. You are forever alone. I wish that I was cool."
"Wish granted, you freeze to death. I wish I had a car."
"Wish granted.. you kill someone on the first day.... ect"

I'll go first.

I wish that I won the 25m for the lolz.
 
Granted but your piles of money sink your Yacht
I wish aliens were real
 
Azmaboy said:
Granted but your piles of money sink your Yacht
I wish aliens were real
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granted but the aliens enslave the human race and make you their "bitch".
I wish I had something better to do.
 
wish granted but you die of excitement
i wish i had dclaws
 
Ireppgold said:
wish granted but you die of excitement
i wish i had dclaws
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Granted, however, you get lured for dclaws and you loose them. You go into deep shock and lock your self in your room for days.

I wish that I had a new computer.

Also, Irepp, pm me your runescape name.
 
Granted, But as soon as you used it, you tripped over and broke it.

I wish i had a cookie next to me right now
 
Granted, The cookie happens to be dryed human feces.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

Granted, The cookie happens to be dryed human feces.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
 
wish granted but you tripped on it and cracked you skull on the concrete

i wish i was in hospital
 
wish granted, but your surgery went wrong.

I wish i saw santa 2 months ago
 
Granted, but Santa turned out to be your worst enemy

I wish I didn't have to do "homework". T_T
 
wish granted but your like zezima and you got little skums asking for money 24/7!!!

i wish i had pie right now
 
Megaman.EXE said:
Wish granted but you failed high school.

I wish I was rich in RS.
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Wish granted, however, you get hacked and loose your items & account.

I wish my wish will not turn out to be something unexcepted or random.
 
wish granted, but thats boring -.-

i wish all the posts were random and unexpected
 
Megaman.EXE said:
DO YOU LIKE PINA COLATAS?! GETTIN' CAUGHT IN THE RAIN!
Granted.

I wish my balls weren't itchy right now.
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Wish granted, however, whilst applying some weird liquid you found in the shops, your balls fall of.

I wish I was kool.
 
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