A 10 year old kid stopped a bus and got in, when he entered the bus he met his friend. So the 10 year old kid started telling his friend, if my mommy was a horse and my mom mule I would be a kid horse and he continued, if my dad was a hippo and my mom a mommy hippo I would be a kid hippo. The bus driver started to get annoyed with the all the talking. and so the 10 year old kid kept talking on and on and on, until he said, if my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I would be kid bull. Then the bus driver snapped and turned around and said, If your mom was a prostitute and your dad a garbage man what would you be, the little 10 year old kid smiled and kindly replied, a bus driver.