The bus driver.

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A 10 year old kid stopped a bus and got in, when he entered the bus he met his friend. So the 10 year old kid started telling his friend, if my mommy was a horse and my mom mule I would be a kid horse and he continued, if my dad was a hippo and my mom a mommy hippo I would be a kid hippo. The bus driver started to get annoyed with the all the talking. and so the 10 year old kid kept talking on and on and on, until he said, if my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I would be kid bull. Then the bus driver snapped and turned around and said, If your mom was a prostitute and your dad a garbage man what would you be, the little 10 year old kid smiled and kindly replied, a bus driver.
 
Yeah, it's pretty clever Rampage, there's a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes, but I like how you're improving :), I fixed some.
 
A 10 year old kid stopped a bus and got in
 
Something seem's to be wrong when I click edit it say's bus when I click preview it say's boss. And no I did make this, I remembered this joke form a newspaper.

OK I fixed it, but that was weird:/


Roobik said:
Yeah, it's pretty clever Rampage, there's a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes, but I like how you're improving :), I fixed some.

And thank's Roobik for fixing it.:grin:
 
This is pretty funny. :grin: There are a lot of grammatical errors, though. It doesn't make it less funny, however. : )
 
rampage2gene said:
A 10 year old kid stopped a bus and got in, when he entered the bus he met his friend. So the 10 year old kid started telling his friend, if my mommy was a horse and my mom mule I would be a kid horse and he continued, if my dad was a hippo and my mom a mommy hippo I would be a kid hippo. The bus driver started to get annoyed with the all the talking. and so the 10 year old kid kept talking on and on and on, until he said, if my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I would be kid bull. Then the bus driver snapped and turned around and said, If your mom was a prostitute and your dad a garbage man what would you be, the little 10 year old kid smiled and kindly replied, a bus driver.

Funny shit right here, give us some more jokes. :grin:
 
Omg stop pointing out is grammatical errors and focus on the awesome joke. :D
 
I don't know haven't thought of anything else lol. I'm making a new one in 5 min, I wrote it out last night.
 
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