Sun

Bend said:
You know what would really turn me on, giving me all of them. That's how you should blackmail me because I hate having a lot of awards.
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I'll give you scream and we'll call it quits. You're keeping Caution tho, you sketchy fuck.
 
Raptor said:
I'll give you scream and we'll call it quits. You're keeping Caution tho, you sketchy fuck.
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I ain't keep caution bb, take that shit off or we gonna fight,

Beats said:
Okay, well I first met you in High School. We were pretty chill and hung out a lot. We would have play dates and play with our G.I Joes. They weren't dolls, fags. So one day there was this new girl in our class. I wanted to fuck her so hard but you didn't want me to. I don't know why but you didn't want me to. So we went home that day and I was talking about how much I want to bone her. I said that I wanted to do an Alaskan Pipeline on her. You said no. Idk why but you did. So the next day at school I saw her. I followed her to class and came up behind her. I introduced myself and she thought I was cute. (Cute is not gay, faggots) She asked me who you were and i said that I didn't know you. She said that I did. So to close up the ending I fucked her and you didn't. Okay fag so fuck off. You and I didn't talk to each other for a few months. Shit was awkward in class. So one day you came up to me and said you were sorry. We went home that day and sat down on my couch.

ld;dr

You put a move on me and we Alaskan Pipelined each other. No homo intended bro.
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But I didn't get the Alaskan pipeline.. she did.. I'm still waiting.
 
Bend said:
I ain't keep caution bb, take that shit off or we gonna fight,
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Soon as I get sun. Gotcha by the balls.
 
Raptor said:
Soon as I get sun. Gotcha by the balls.
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Hmmmm. Fair enough but I'm still waiting for you to be a sweety to me.
 
Bend said:
Hmmmm. Fair enough but I'm still waiting for you to be a sweety to me.
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Hold your breath until that happens :)
 
I thought this was a poem at 1st.
:p
 
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Give me that Award
Or i'll Poo on you
 
Kid, I advertise your site in my sig. Give me the daum award faggt. I'll h00k ye kid.
 
I don't know how to suck up :s

I'll just wait til I get Onyx for my first award. :3
 
Yeti said:
I rarely get awards and its just these days I've been so lonely.
I love your posts so much and always listen to them greatly.
I think your the coolest user! I love how much money you have. Every day I will look at your profile if you give me the award. I need this award. I will write you poems, host cam shows, whatever you need.

I can even order you Pizzas.
I will also make you GFX.

I wrote you a poem.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bend is not new
He no smell like poo

And many more.

I love you so much I made this signature for you.

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And I made you this:

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I have also sent you 300 Koins. Thanks so much Bend!
THANKS SO SO SO SO SO MUCH.

I will be making a song for you soon. THanks so so so much!
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This ^^^^^ Don't think that's possible to top at all rofl. I laughed so hard.
 
bend, we is gey together. i love you bend
we always do it in the rear end.
we have sword fights
but only at night
bend we is gey for eachother
im gey cus u is my brother
 
I wanna be the biggest bitch! Like no bitch ever was! To fuck bend is my real test! To suck him is my cause!
( pokemon theme)
 
Bend said:
But then I'll die and you won't get it.
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Raptor's personal award - to be given to sketchy users, DWC.
 
I demand this award be given to me on the grounds I'm gey.
 
I love you Bend. I look up to you all the time I'm on FK. I like all your amazing posts and beautiful threads. This thread is the most amazing. You're better then Philly. #Bend4Owner. You're amazing.







Now give me my fucking award. <3
 
Amongst all these suck-ups begging for awards, it really helps your self-esteem to know you haven't hit rock bottom yet and are in fact quite far away.
 
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