Something about vampires

ttomthebomb

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I was watching the history channel and there was a special about vampires.

They've accused Jesus Christ of being a vampire.

Apparently these are the main things about accusations against him:
  • Die and rise from the dead
  • Walking across water.
  • Let people consume his "body" and "blood"

I thought this was a bit random, then I thought I would share it with you guys. What do you think?

/discuss
 
(Watch LQ posts) *explain better next time*

Vampires could be a species you have no proof that they are not, same goes for aliens.
 
Vampire bats do, so why could regular vampires not? I don't think they do but you never know, it may not be the stereotypical 'Hollywood vampire' but something with similar attributes could.
 
That's true and if vampires are real, wouldn't the Jesus vampire theory be plausible?
 
I think you'll need to add more proof/claims for this to be a successful discussion.
 
I think so too, there could be other factors behind this argument that make it slightly more plausible, but I feel like there is just too little to go on now. Plus, is letting other's consume your OWN body and soul a vampire practice? I feel like it's the other way around.....
 
Jesus was a vampire, just not the type that steals blood, he steals your intelligence by making you spend one day a week in a building designed to further his ideals.

No offense to anyone of course.
 
Knight said:
Jesus was a vampire, just not the type that steals blood, he steals your intelligence by making you spend one day a week in a building designed to further his ideals.

No offense to anyone of course.
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I don't think that makes him fit the criteria for a vampire, more like a cultist leader getting millions brainwashed to follow his teachings, to do HIS bidding......
 
Not really to go off subject but, the Bible wasn't written by Jesus, so all of this could be bull.

Anyway, I can't find much on him accused of being a vampire.
 
ttomthebomb said:
Not really to go off subject but, the Bible wasn't written by Jesus, so all of this could be bull.

Anyway, I can't find much on him accused of being a vampire.
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True, it was written by 12 random men who decided that this one guy HAPPENED to be the messiah, and decided to follow around a total stranger and right about his supposed miracles
 
Uh.......... Vampires can't live in sunlight?


Twilight version: Jesus would be sparkling like crazy???
 
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