Some fucker stole my phone.

Devour

Devour

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I was getting a new phone today mailed to my house from AT&T. I have a HTC one X it blows ass, so I complained and I was getting a Galaxy S4 active all I had to do was exchange the for by mail. I get home see the box pick it up it feels like but I just figured it's w/e. Then I go in my room I see the box is open and the phone and sim card were gone the box was empty.. If I find the kid I swear to god he will die.. There's only like 5 kids on my block so I'll find who since the bus stop is in front of my house. I'm thinking about next day airing a few things taking off from work and waiting behind the window for them too come for it.
 
Yeeee fuck a kid up I hate when people touch my shit.
 
Be a sneaky beaver and head butt his punk ass.
 
I tell amazon that to get my money back but sorry bro. Find em & beat em up.
 
Bet you wont put a camera in the window and record you beating his ass. No balls.
 
That sounds like a good idea. If he's stupid enough, he'll come back for more (if you bait him).
 
GG.

Hope you get the phone back, don't get yourself in trouble.
 
That's the exact reason why I have a small note on my front door telling the delivery man to drop the package off at the back door. Too many kids around here trying to snatch up my shit.
 
just tell Amazon that shit never arrived. was there a tracking number?
 
When you find him, beat his ass, take his phone too, then hang him by his thumbs for 4 years in your closet. Make sure to only feed him grains of sand. He'll learn his lesson. ( trust me )
 
Lame said:
When you find him, beat his ass, take his phone too, then hang him by his thumbs for 4 years in your closet. Make sure to only feed him grains of sand. He'll learn his lesson. ( trust me )
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Haha that's the funniest thing I've heard/seen all day.
 
Dang bro you got more robbed than Kendrick Lamar at the Grammy's lol. I hope you find the guy though.
 
Lawl that's annoying like if they need aphone buy one not be an asshole a steal someone's phome?
 
Sin said:
Someone once stole a new Element Skateboard, quite a bit of money from my porch man, it sucks when people touch your shit.
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Probably saved you there. At least you didn't get stuck skating an element. :p

That's funny, devour. Catch em, get the phone back, and sell it since you got a new one. :p
 
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