So, I decided to grow mutton chops. #yolo

[Cabbage]

Yeah, this is what they will look like:

Why you may ask?
Because I can't get a girl with being smart, funny, and nice. I have to be a jackass, and every girl is interested in a guy who wears chicago bull snapbacks, has a g-shock, and says "swag" in every sentence. So, I'm taking on my own look, bitches. If all fails, I'll shave the mustache, part of the sideburns, and get lamb chops.

 

[Cann!bal]

My brother has mutton chops and a mustache that curls out. I think he looks ridiculous, but the look suits his personality.

 

[Shot]

Hahaha! sick bro!
good luck with that

 

[Chronos]

All I can grow is chops, strap, and a stache. I can't grow a beard for the life of me unless I give it 10 years apparently, but everything else comes in extremely fast.

 

[Zak]

Lmao, the guy in the picture xD. Anyway good luck with it, and make sure you say, twerk and swerve in every sentence, throw in some yolos, no swags.

 

[Escape]

You'll remind me of that patriotic redneck picture that always goes "'MURICA". Whatever floats your boat XD