So, I decided to grow mutton chops. #yolo

Yeah, this is what they will look like:
Why you may ask?
Because I can't get a girl with being smart, funny, and nice. I have to be a jackass, and every girl is interested in a guy who wears chicago bull snapbacks, has a g-shock, and says "swag" in every sentence. So, I'm taking on my own look, bitches. If all fails, I'll shave the mustache, part of the sideburns, and get lamb chops.

My brother has mutton chops and a mustache that curls out. I think he looks ridiculous, but the look suits his personality.

Hahaha! sick bro!
good luck with that

All I can grow is chops, strap, and a stache. I can't grow a beard for the life of me unless I give it 10 years apparently, but everything else comes in extremely fast.

Lmao, the guy in the picture xD. Anyway good luck with it, and make sure you say, twerk and swerve in every sentence, throw in some yolos, no swags.

You'll remind me of that patriotic redneck picture that always goes "'MURICA". Whatever floats your boat XD