Scariest stuff at night for you guys?

[Exclusive]

Well here have to be mine:
1. When I am watching Forensic Files/Death skits and something creaks or I look somewhere and a light comes on and flickers.
2. When I look outside two minutes while watching forensic files and a fucking raccoon is moving outside and I thought it was a killer.
3. #2 was pretty scurry.

 

[Beats]

The only thing that scares me at night is how big my dick gets when I jack off.

 

[Yeti]

Things that scare me at night are staring into my closet or my ceiling fan. I swear those things are possessed.

 

[Poison]

My scariest thing at night is when I leave my closet open, and I see my clothes moving back and forth like someone is rummaging through them.

 

[Microsoft]

#1: When I'm watching an Exorcist movie and then keep constantly thinking about it laying in the dark trying to sleep.

#2: More than 30 seconds of complete darkness, I always think there is someone or something right behind or next me.

Dang i'm kinda scared just thinking about it.

 

[JohnnyG]

The only thing that scares me at night is how big my dick gets when I jack off.

Fucking yes. 10/10 post. This post belongs in the FK Hall Of Fame.

 

[Shift]

When I jack off in bed and cum on the sheets

 

[Microsoft]

When I jack off in bed and cum on the sheets

Then you go to take a shower crawl in bed and forgot there is jizz on the sheets. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Shift]

Then you go to take a shower crawl in bed and forgot there is jizz on the sheets. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

When you cum on the pillow by accident then you put your face on it.

 

[Amp]

Looking out the window and thinking something's going to pop out.

 

[Stabbed]

Mine is when I feel like my fan blow on my shoulder and i think its a spider then i flip out.
Also looking at any light thats on ( like my xbox power cord )

 

[Skrillex]

When Reddit goes down for maintenance in the middle of the night.