RUSSIA ARE INVADING THE UKRAINE *UPDATES*

Profanity said:
The United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom have all stated that they will back Ukraine up if Russia starts to enforce bloodshed or war.

Russia will be fucked but I don't think they'll stop until they get what they want.
People have to take in mind, Russia is a supplier for gas and is the 3rd top supplier for gas in Europe.

Yes 3rd not 1st more than half of crude oil that comes into the United States and European Countries comes from the middle east, even with Russia out of the gas game we'll do just fine. Or so I hope to believe but if this goes down for real don't freak out and wonder why gas prices have raised.


Hope said:
You guys all know what this means. Fuck yeah. More CoDs LOL!

Sorry to kill your vibe but there is already CoD games about The UK and the United States in conflict with Russia, not to mention Modern Warfare 3 was about WW3.
 
Mojo said:
Mate, Canada would be too nice to go to war. We should shoot someone and be like "oh sorry aboot that friend! Let me patch ya up and send ya back!"
Nah, jokes. I'm from Canada :p

This is what's going to happen and this will become a movie.

Setting: Kiev, Ukraine
Scene: Russian forces collide with Ukrainian and Canadian forces for control of Ukraine's capital.
Main Characters: John Smith, a Canadian rookie - Jeffrey, the Russian soldier.

Script/Dialogue:

Action: Forces collide as the Canadian soldiers are pinned. Ukraine of course carrying our asses 'cause... - you know.
John: Fuck it, eh. I'm going to shoot this weapon
Action: Shoots weapon injuring Jeffrey, the Russian soldier.
John: No, friend! I need to save him.
Action: John runs to the middle of the battle field to go save Jeffrey, the Russian soldier.
John: Oh, sorry aboot that friend! Let me patch ya' up and send ya' back!
Jeffrey, the Russian soldier: The fuck?
Action: Jeffrey, the Russian soldier kills John.
Ending of scene "Battle for Kiev".

End Script/Dialogue and what do you have? Nothing, Canada lost. GG no re.
 
Profanity said:
This is what's going to happen and this will become a movie.

Setting: Kiev, Ukraine
Scene: Russian forces collide with Ukrainian and Canadian forces for control of Ukraine's capital.
Main Characters: John Smith, a Canadian rookie - Jeffrey, the Russian soldier.

Script/Dialogue:

Action: Forces collide as the Canadian soldiers are pinned. Ukraine of course carrying our asses 'cause... - you know.
John: Fuck it, eh. I'm going to shoot this weapon
Action: Shoots weapon injuring Jeffrey, the Russian soldier.
John: No, friend! I need to save him.
Action: John runs to the middle of the battle field to go save Jeffrey, the Russian soldier.
John: Oh, sorry aboot that friend! Let me patch ya' up and send ya' back!
Jeffrey, the Russian soldier: The fuck?
Action: Jeffrey, the Russian soldier kills John.
Ending of scene "Battle for Kiev".

End Script/Dialogue and what do you have? Nothing, Canada lost. GG no re.

only thing is mate, Canada would win. We have polar bears, and maple syrup.
 
Russia need to stand back, because if one nuke goes off, we are fucked. (UK)
 
Ugh, annoyed that this is happening. Russia just doesn't understand what the US is saying.
 
Mojo said:
only thing is mate, Canada would win. We have polar bears, and maple syrup.

Maple Syrup wielding Polar Bears, attack!
That's going to be a sticky situation.
 
Personally, I think it's weird how Russian really isn't commenting on this. Besides the "we're protecting Russians in Ukraine" comment, they haven't said much! Strange...
 
tabemasu said:
Personally, I think it's weird how Russian really isn't commenting on this. Besides the "we're protecting Russians in Ukraine" comment, they haven't said much! Strange...

Yeah it is a bit strange, though I don't think they are really "open people". Who knows? They could be making secret plans, or perhaps they really don't want a world war, but wanted Crimea back, so they're not going to say much so that they aren't too provocative. So many things could easily go wrong with just words being misinterpreted.
 
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