Mojo said:
Mate, Canada would be too nice to go to war. We should shoot someone and be like "oh sorry aboot that friend! Let me patch ya up and send ya back!"
Nah, jokes. I'm from Canada
This is what's going to happen and this will become a movie.
Setting: Kiev, Ukraine
Scene: Russian forces collide with Ukrainian and Canadian forces for control of Ukraine's capital.
Main Characters: John Smith, a Canadian rookie - Jeffrey, the Russian soldier.
Script/Dialogue:
Action: Forces collide as the Canadian soldiers are pinned. Ukraine of course carrying our asses 'cause... - you know.
John: Fuck it, eh. I'm going to shoot this weapon
Action: Shoots weapon injuring Jeffrey, the Russian soldier.
John: No, friend! I need to save him.
Action: John runs to the middle of the battle field to go save Jeffrey, the Russian soldier.
John: Oh, sorry aboot that friend! Let me patch ya' up and send ya' back!
Jeffrey, the Russian soldier: The fuck?
Action: Jeffrey, the Russian soldier kills John.
Ending of scene "Battle for Kiev".
End Script/Dialogue and what do you have? Nothing, Canada lost. GG no re.