Raccoons

[Samus]

Just had a run in with a raccoon my garbage was full so i went to go take it out to the garbage can this thing was fat af i open the my front door thing literally is 5 feet away from me he sees my big ass come through the door and he jumps right off my deck shit was hilarious.

 

[Pandas]

Lol this Shit be crazy.

His name?

 

[Bomb]

I have no clue why I was so entertained with this thread LOL. Shit happens to me all the time though, racoons run my city.

 

[Gang]

I see raccoons all the time when I go out at night. My friend also has some in his basement.

 

[Cynn]

A friend of mine actually has a pet raccoon..he told me all it does is sit on his couch, eat Cheetos and baloney, and watches Animal Planet. He showed me a picture and that fucker is huge.

 

[$crim]

I'll just pick it up and go:

I would have prob been scared shitless lol.

 

[Senpai]

I love raccoons, I want a pet raccoon so bad.

 

[Towel]

These motherfuckers are vicious little fucks. I have a story I might share later, to sum it up I got chased by 3 of them on a bike at a park/zoo thingy. They got sharp ass claws/nails. Don't fuck with them they'll fuck you up.

 

[Moeseph]

lmao inb4 the raccoon comes back and looks thru ur garbage and makes a mess