Raccoons

Samus

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Just had a run in with a raccoon my garbage was full so i went to go take it out to the garbage can this thing was fat af i open the my front door thing literally is 5 feet away from me he sees my big ass come through the door and he jumps right off my deck shit was hilarious.
 
I have no clue why I was so entertained with this thread LOL. Shit happens to me all the time though, racoons run my city.
 
I see raccoons all the time when I go out at night. My friend also has some in his basement.
 
A friend of mine actually has a pet raccoon..he told me all it does is sit on his couch, eat Cheetos and baloney, and watches Animal Planet. He showed me a picture and that fucker is huge.
 
These motherfuckers are vicious little fucks. I have a story I might share later, to sum it up I got chased by 3 of them on a bike at a park/zoo thingy. They got sharp ass claws/nails. Don't fuck with them they'll fuck you up.
 
lmao inb4 the raccoon comes back and looks thru ur garbage and makes a mess
 
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