1.) Rent a badass suit. Don't be a bitch and get a normal black and white one, that's a bitch move. Get one that stands out, bright ass colors.
2.) Don't be a bitch and let your parents take you, you'll just get fondled by the football players near the punch bowel. You show up in a damn, mother fucking pink limo.
3.) Now kid, I'ma call you Randy, Randy I don't know if you smoke; I'm gonna say you don't, so saying that Randy, you wanna be cool right? Well, if you want people to think you are cool, you smoke? Right? Right! So you get a damn fog machine in that limo, roll up just having that shit pourin out the windows. Bitches be like, "Oh shit, Randy's a stone cold mother fucker."
4.) Now here is the fun part Randy. You Make sure that you have brought your date, you want a date right, Randy? Of course you do. Now, you wanted a girl? Now, you don't just want a girl, you want a mother fucking fine piece of ass. Don't be like my cousin Gordon, show up with his second cousin. You show up with a fine girl, I mean fine. Not one from your school, that's lame as hell, they know you Randy, they know who you are. The real Randy; we don't want them to know the real Randy. So what are we gonna do? You go get a nice lookin Asian Hooker, not the cheap ass kind, the good kind, the Pretty Woman kind.
5.) Make sure you two match, don't be all clashin and shit, Randy, you have more class than that. Get that bitch a bright ass dress that matches yo ballin suit. Ya'll get out of that limo, smoke pourin out and you step up, you step up Randy! You walk into that dance, that hooker in your arms.
6.) Now, you're in the dance, Randy. You made it into the dance. Now what? Mother, fucker, now you dance. It's gonna be some fast music at first, so you gotta dance. You know how to dance, right Randy? Fucking right you do, don't cabbage patch any of this shit. You fuckin start krumpin. I don't give a fuck what's playin. Call me Maybe? Krump that shit. Electric Avenue? Krump that shit! ChaCha Slide? Well mother fucker, you do the ChaCha Slide.
7.) Randy, we made it past the fast songs; now what? Now it's slow dance. You walk up to that hooker, that fine ass hooker in that fine ass brightly colored dress, remember, you are the Peacock of the dance, Randy, you own it. You grap her around the fucking waste, and just start krumpin. What nigga, you think you actually gonna slow dance? Randy, it's a dance, you slow dance and you show how weak you actually are.
8.) Oh fuck Randy, the dancing is over, you made it past the fucking slow dance, parents are coming to pick up all those mother tuckers. Here's what you do, you fucking krump all the way to the fucking parking lot, all the way to the fucking pink limo, you get on top of that limo, and start krumpin as people drive by you. Now by this point, you're fuckin hooker as left, times up, Randy, you ran outta money, but it's fine, bitches be crazy. So you still krumpin right? Damn right you are.
9.) You stop krumpin now, Randy, shit's getlin old. Get in that fuckin limo, you have them drive you fuckin home. You get outta that fuckin limo and krump all the fuckin way to your fuckin mom. You can check your fuckin Facebook status and see how many fuckin girls you made wet at the dance, Randy. You made all those bitches wet, because you listened to what I had to say.
