Pick-up Line Revisions of the Week [Week 2 is up!]

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Each Tuesday I will be posting two, ORIGINAL pick-up line revisions. These are 100% from the top of my head. Enjoy! Shout-out to Jared.

I don't know why I put this in the wrong section, but I reported my own post to get it moved.

Feel free to post revisions of your own!

Week 1
Before: Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
After: Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a yeast infection.

Before: You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
After: You must be a Snickers, because you taste like nuts.

Week 2
Before: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
After: Are you from Tennessee? Because you've got fucked up teeth.

Before: Need some fries with that shake?
After: Need some chloroform with that 13-year old body?


Stay tuned for next week!​
 
RE: Pick-up Line Revisions of the Week

Ill throw mine out there

Before: did you fall from heaven because your beautiful

After: did you fall from heaven because your face is fucked up

hold your laughter please lol
 
RE: Pick-up Line Revisions of the Week

Shift said:
Ill throw mine out there

Before: did you fall from heaven because your beautiful

After: did you fall from heaven because your face is fucked up

hold your laughter please lol
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I held my laughter until you said "hold your laughter". LOL.
 
RE: Pick-up Line Revisions of the Week

Marvelous said:
I held my laughter until you said "hold your laughter". LOL.
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Hahah, I was going to say the exact same thing.
 
RE: Pick-up Line Revisions of the Week

B: hickory dickory dock please sit on my cock
A: hickory dickory dock please sit on my cock
 
Hey, guys! Week two is now up! Make sure to check it out!
 
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