Each Tuesday I will be posting two, ORIGINAL pick-up line revisions. These are 100% from the top of my head. Enjoy! Shout-out to Jared.
I don't know why I put this in the wrong section, but I reported my own post to get it moved.
Feel free to post revisions of your own!
Week 1
Before: Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
After: Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a yeast infection.
Before: You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
After: You must be a Snickers, because you taste like nuts.
Week 2
Before: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
After: Are you from Tennessee? Because you've got fucked up teeth.
Before: Need some fries with that shake?
After: Need some chloroform with that 13-year old body?
Stay tuned for next week!
I don't know why I put this in the wrong section, but I reported my own post to get it moved.
Feel free to post revisions of your own!
Week 1
Before: Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
After: Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a yeast infection.
Before: You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
After: You must be a Snickers, because you taste like nuts.
Week 2
Before: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
After: Are you from Tennessee? Because you've got fucked up teeth.
Before: Need some fries with that shake?
After: Need some chloroform with that 13-year old body?
Stay tuned for next week!