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I've read also very weird things. I asked "last human on earth, what do you do?" and some dude said that he'd f*ck cows and have some sort of specie that is a mix between cows and humans...
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there.
Stranger: hello :)
You: What's up?
Stranger: just listening to some tunes. yourself?
You: I'm suffering from some 14 psi from the atmosphere. No big deal.
Stranger: don't we all suffer from that bitch atmosphere
You: Yeah bro. Once I had a bagel and it just randomly got crushed by the atmosphere.
Stranger: lol that sounds like fun
You: Yeah. It tasted pretty good too. Kinda like strawberries.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there.
Stranger: hey :)
You: How's life?
Stranger: pretty good , hows urs ?
You: Pretty good as well. Just trying to memorize some words for school.
You: Do you like trains?
Stranger: i guess
You: Well, that's great.
You: You know what I like?
Stranger: what ?
You: Grammer! Oh wait... Shoot. I mean Grammer. DERP! Grammar! I mean GRAMMAR! Oh wait. That's a spelling mistake.
Stranger: uh .... ok xD
You: xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD
You: I love the control key.
Stranger: haha :) what grade r u in ?
You: 10. Oh wait grade? That's my age.
You: (gives the kind-of sarcastic look that you can't tell if I'm being serious or not)
Stranger: haha xD . people on omegle are weird ... my friends forced me to have a social like on here ._.
You: Like as in a Facebook like? Like that like?
Stranger: yah ? ..
Stranger: oh .. i get it .. sorry , i meant life
You: That's cool. I like that like too. In fact, I think that like is a very helpful tool to see whether I'm liked or not. Like I like being liked.
Stranger: ur so ... strange xD
You: xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD
You: I think that's the point of Omegle.
Stranger: yupp :)
You: I gotta go post this chat on a forums, don't want it to drag past the character limit, so I'll have to go now. See you later :)
Stranger: byee :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Also this.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi there.
Stranger: asl
You: Umm... green.
Stranger: what?
You: Green. The color green.
Stranger: what about it?
You: It is an age, sex, and shit. What does l stand for again?
Stranger: l means location
You: Oh.
You: Green is a location.
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: Green = asexual yes.
Stranger: what?
You: Green is a gender, but not a guy.
Stranger: so a girl?
You: Green is not a girl either.
You: Green is an age.
Stranger: -__-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Lol@the last post Deathwish.

People on omegle are some of the most fucked up people you'll ever meet loool.
 
Deathwish... said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there.
Stranger: hello :)
You: What's up?
Stranger: just listening to some tunes. yourself?
You: I'm suffering from some 14 psi from the atmosphere. No big deal.
Stranger: don't we all suffer from that b*tch atmosphere
You: Yeah bro. Once I had a bagel and it just randomly got crushed by the atmosphere.
Stranger: lol that sounds like fun
You: Yeah. It tasted pretty good too. Kinda like strawberries.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there.
Stranger: hey :)
You: How's life?
Stranger: pretty good , hows urs ?
You: Pretty good as well. Just trying to memorize some words for school.
You: Do you like trains?
Stranger: i guess
You: Well, that's great.
You: You know what I like?
Stranger: what ?
You: Grammer! Oh wait... Shoot. I mean Grammer. DERP! Grammar! I mean GRAMMAR! Oh wait. That's a spelling mistake.
Stranger: uh .... ok xD
You: xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD
You: I love the control key.
Stranger: haha :) what grade r u in ?
You: 10. Oh wait grade? That's my age.
You: (gives the kind-of sarcastic look that you can't tell if I'm being serious or not)
Stranger: haha xD . people on omegle are weird ... my friends forced me to have a social like on here ._.
You: Like as in a Facebook like? Like that like?
Stranger: yah ? ..
Stranger: oh .. i get it .. sorry , i meant life
You: That's cool. I like that like too. In fact, I think that like is a very helpful tool to see whether I'm liked or not. Like I like being liked.
Stranger: ur so ... strange xD
You: xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD
You: I think that's the point of Omegle.
Stranger: yupp :)
You: I gotta go post this chat on a forums, don't want it to drag past the character limit, so I'll have to go now. See you later :)
Stranger: byee :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Also this.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi there.
Stranger: asl
You: Umm... green.
Stranger: what?
You: Green. The color green.
Stranger: what about it?
You: It is an age, sex, and shit. What does l stand for again?
Stranger: l means location
You: Oh.
You: Green is a location.
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: Green = asexual yes.
Stranger: what?
You: Green is a gender, but not a guy.
Stranger: so a girl?
You: Green is not a girl either.
You: Green is an age.
Stranger: -__-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I fucking lol'd with the last one.
 
I'm thinking of posting a lot more of these. They are quite enjoyable.
 
Lol, Deathwish....you are just too funny. Glad I finally looked at this thread so I could read your posts.
 
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