Found this in an oooooold folder. Must've written it after a bad lay 4-5 years ago.
You were here, for a year, I brought you here after lots of beers.
I was blind on booze, couldn't snooze, brought you home, now I lose.
You got naked, me too, I tripped and my butthole fell on my shoe.
That sucked, but we still fucked, you weren't that great, but it was late.
Your pussy smelled, it wasn't swell, smelled like something from Hell.
I still ate it, I was hungry. Had to taste better than your bung-ry, right?
You said pull out, I say that ain't me. I jizzed inside you, stupid Steve.
You didn't get pregnant, so that worked out. Unlike you, you fat bitch.
I wanted to love you, but you were a bad person. You sucked at hand jobs, was barely any squirtin'.
I'm the one who paid, after your genitals, my dick went gay. Last time I get drunk and try to get laid.
You took my hoody, that's fucked up. But I pissed in your mouth, so that makes us even.
After you, I'm shallow as fuck. No more big bitches, no more Mexicans, no more beer.
You were here, for a year, I brought you here after lots of beers.
I was blind on booze, couldn't snooze, brought you home, now I lose.
You got naked, me too, I tripped and my butthole fell on my shoe.
That sucked, but we still fucked, you weren't that great, but it was late.
Your pussy smelled, it wasn't swell, smelled like something from Hell.
I still ate it, I was hungry. Had to taste better than your bung-ry, right?
You said pull out, I say that ain't me. I jizzed inside you, stupid Steve.
You didn't get pregnant, so that worked out. Unlike you, you fat bitch.
I wanted to love you, but you were a bad person. You sucked at hand jobs, was barely any squirtin'.
I'm the one who paid, after your genitals, my dick went gay. Last time I get drunk and try to get laid.
You took my hoody, that's fucked up. But I pissed in your mouth, so that makes us even.
After you, I'm shallow as fuck. No more big bitches, no more Mexicans, no more beer.