Official ForumKorner 2015 Anniversary Giveaway!!! #10

[Hurt]

We are already so damn close to 700 oh my god. Lets get it boys! (and girls)

 

[Rey]

If your parents didn't have kids chances are you won't either

 

[Tequila]

In space you cannot cry because there is no gravity to make the tears flow.

 

[Rey]

Lighting yourself on fire will help you burn calories

 

[Deany]

@"Emp" fuck your bullshit c&p quotes.

[font=Lato, sans-serif]It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year’s supply of footballs.[/font]

 

[Rey]

McDonald's does actually serve breakfast after 10:30 if u bring a gun

 

[Moon Knight]

Congrats to everyone who has been winning so far.
Good luck to all those taking part!

 

[Tequila]

@king California consumes more bottled water than any other product.

 

[Gym]

The site with the highest number of women visitors between the age of 35 and 44 years old: Alka-Seltzer.com

Lmaoo, tf that actually made me chuckle.

 

[Rey]

No one had died from impotence yet, also no one was born.

 

[Hurt]

More than halfway to 700 already! C'mon boiiiis and girllllls

 

[Tequila]

A large flawless emerald is worth more than a similarly large flawless diamond.

 

[Rey]

When the ship is sinking, the simplest thing is to call it a submarine.

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Because of the defect in a parachute there is one person less on earth. In the case of the condom defect – one person more.

 

[Gym]

Sleep is for the weak, my friends.

 

[Trunk]

I'm hogging everything, sorry guys.
I'm not going to sleep now.

 

[Rey]

Not everything is gold that shines, but everything that smells shit – is definitely shit!
so tired going to bed. gg no re

 

[Tequila]

@gym @emp

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.

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It is estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

 

[Diamond Supply]

Curious to see who wins count me in!

 

[Tequila]

In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.

 

[Gym]

@gym @emp

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.

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It is estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

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Wow, I think that's something I should be amazed about?